Draken Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 At the convenience store I work at, the worst we had was this kid who would get high outside before every shift. It wasn't as amusing as you think. He'd yell at the customers and berate me for doing miniscule things such as stacking the Coke before Pepsi and dropping a customer's dime on the floor. Sadly, no Clerks.-esque activities plague my work. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 yea....um......I became a double major today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Congrats! Wait what does that mean? you now have two degrees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Congrats! Wait what does that mean? you now have two degrees? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In May! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 The only vaguely noteworthy event at work tonight was this guy who wanted to use the bathroom. I said "Sorry, they're closed for cleaning" and the guy is like "I just have to pee" and I'm like "Sorry, closed for cleaning" I mean, I'm standing there with a mop, half the floor is wet, etc. Eventually after I tell him its closed 3 or 4 more times he gets pissed off and just shoves passed me into the bathroom. So I continued mopping while he was taking a piss. Shoving the mop under the stall door and such, making sure to be as annoying as possible. I hate stupid people. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I'm just tipsy enough to agree with you on that. It would be helpful to know what type of business Mr. TEETH works at. Office? Retail? Construction? etc. (I doubt that it's the latter, since the clear answer to the boss' question in that case would be "everybody!") <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait... is this common in your country? We need Mike Holmes to investigate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 The question is, will Teeth's boss be sufficiently embarassed by his drunken performance in the morning? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 awfully cynical crowd tonight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **** all these people, they just wanna be negative about something. Anyway did it work? Is Dave gone? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Yeah, except I was being completely serious and trying to makw him feel better. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Except you've never been serious about anything, ever. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Except for that instance were I felt bad about everyone giving him a hard time. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Fair DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Who's giving who a hard time? Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Who cares who you think is giving who a hard time? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Well, so much for staying execution on this thread. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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