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Further, what is your Pirate name?

 

PS Swedish Voters Keelhaul Pirate Party

"Apparently the 'scurvy dawgs' are still in control. Results from Sunday's Swedish national election were not favorable for the Pirate Party, according to Wired News. According to the article, 'The Pirate Party not only failed to score the 4 percent required for a seat in Sweden's Parliament, but appears to have missed the 1 percent that would have afforded the party state assistance with printing ballots and funding staff in the next election.' However, the party sees this as a learning experience and morale is still good."

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Iron Jack Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Iron William Rackham

 

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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I don't really mind if we are derailing here.

I think 3 pages is the farthest any of my threads have gone. :D

 

But I did create it in opposition to the "How bad was your day" thread because I felt we need more positivism in our lives and it would be a shame, I think, to have it closed. :thumbsup:

 

Do what you will.

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Mad Davy Crash

 

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Yarr!

 

Your pirate name is:

Mad Harry Kidd

 

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

EDIT: Darn, I thought I was the only "mad" one here. :thumbsup:

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Your pirate name is:

Captain Sam Rackham

 

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

Yarr!

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Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

I dont know but today seems kinda odd

No barking from the dogs, no smog

And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog

I got my grub on, but didnt pig out

Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out

Hooked it up on later as I hit the do

Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo

I gotta go cause I got me a drop top

And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight

And everything is alright

I got a beep from kim and she can **** all night

Called up the homies and Im askin yall

Which court, are yall playin basketball?

Get me on the court and Im trouble

Last week ****ed around and got a triple double

Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.

I cant believe, today was a good day

 

Drove to the pad and hit the showers

Didnt even get no static from the cowards

Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me

Saw the police and they rolled right past me

No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction

As I ran the intersection

Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps

Whats the haps on the craps

Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em

Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Seven even back do joe

I picked up the cash flow

Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino

And now I am yelling dominoes

Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.

Today was a good day

 

Left my niggaz house paid

Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade

Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic

The lakers beat the supersonics

I felt on the big fat fanny

Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny

And my **** runs deep so deep so deep

Put her ass to sleep

Woke her up around one

She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun

Drove her to the pad and Im coasting

Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion

I was glad everything had worked out

Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out

Today was like one of those fly dreams

Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams

No helicopter looking for a murder

Two in the morning got the fat burger

Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp

And it read ice cubes a pimp

Drunk as hell but no throwing up

Half way home and my pager still blowing up

Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.

I got to say it was a good day.

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