Baley Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I think god may have been taking another call at the most inopportune moment. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Okay, I have to laugh a this. HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 It is common knowledge that God does not help the foolish... "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassat Hunter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Should have waited till 6-6-6... ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 Different timezone. Been 6-6-6 for 42 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassat Hunter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Sunday evening Nope... Wasn't tuesday 6-6-6... ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 You meant the article? I assumed you were referring to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 God was busy. With me. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Evolution 1 - God 0 The game isn't over though “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 He obviously forgot the "do not test the Lord your God" part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 So are we going to turn this into another legendary 21 page thread? Where's Omar? Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought that was blanks alter ego... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 It is common knowledge that God does not help the foolish... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, I'd say if god is helping anyone, it is definately the foolish Remember a few years back when Bush almost choked all alone in his office.....on a pretzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Poor guy. Suicide by lioness is a new one on me. I wonder what will happen to the cat, if anything. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Okay, I have to laugh a this. HAHAHAHA! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 He obviously forgot the "do not test the Lord your God" part. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You beat me to it. Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought that was blanks alter ego... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nah, he's too tolerant of others to be me. I already have my hands full being Chupacabra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 So it's official then. God doesn't exist? Somewhat dissapointing. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 God exists. He just doesn't give a crap. I bet he is laughing as hard as I am at this if not harder. God pointing at you and laughing is not a good way to get into heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) nah, he's too tolerant of others to be me. I already have my hands full being Chupacabra. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shhh! Don't say that aloud. And believe me, I'm intolerant of everyone, even myself! Speaking of which, neither you nor Eldar responded to my request in TOMBS. Jerkface. Edited June 6, 2006 by Chupacabra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This guy sounds similarly dumb as as the martial arts expert who thought he could fight lions; it turned out he was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Brown Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 should have gone for chimps Winterwind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 should have gone for chimps I dunno about that. I think I'd rather be dead then have my genitals ravaged by chimps. YOU DAMN FILTHY APES! "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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