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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

 

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

 

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

 

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

 

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I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5.

 

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One question: Why?

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Because it's a violation of personal space?

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Um, I meant "Why do this in the first place?" not "Why is that unacceptable?"

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Because women's feet are sexy.

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Well...some.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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Good point. I should also point out:

 

1) You want he should lick something else?

2) Jesus washed people's feet. Does that make him just as creepy?*

 

 

 

*This one is going in my stakeout questions.

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I'm pretty sure it would go more like this;

 

Man: (Licks womans toes)

Woman: (Thinks it must be a dog or something, so she looks down. See's man's head.) "AAHHHhhhhhhhhhh!" What are you doing?!

Man: (Gets out from under the car on the other side and runs away.)

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I'm pretty sure it would go more like this;

 

Man: (Licks womans toes)

Woman: (Thinks it must be a dog or something, so she looks down.  See's man's head.) "AAHHHhhhhhhhhhh!"  What are you doing?!

Man:  (Gets out from under the car on the other side and runs away.)

 

If you ask me, that sounds like the voice of experience talking. Except, obviously, the voice of experience in this case would be mumbling because of athletes foot.

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:)

 

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.... :) .....

 

buy an artificial foot and lick away at home no need to take your desires out on the public .. but hey, you have every right to have them (in private)..

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Now come on, Rosbjerg, you know VERY WELL that an prosthetic limb would in no way provide sufficient stimulation for such a person.

 

 

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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

 

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

 

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

 

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

 

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hahahahahahahaha!this guy must be a very very 'unique' one w such a trap to a woman

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Now come on, Rosbjerg, you know VERY WELL that an prosthetic limb would in no way provide sufficient stimulation for such a person.

 

 

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Hey, you can always lick your own feet. Sort of like foreplay before masturbation, no?

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I'm so glad you decided to help keep it alive.

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