Elrahc Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Dear one I am writing this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am John Dikko 20years old young man and I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but do consider it as an emergency. In nutshell, My (late) father Mr Morris Dikko was a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based in Accra and Abidjan respectively. But he was killed along side with my mother during last year's Rabble attack and all his properties was totally destroyed. However, after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE (US$2.5M) Two million Five hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in the bank which i am the next of kin. Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign personality to help me transfer the money over to his country and into his possession pending my arrival to meet with him. Furthermore,you can contact the bank for confirmation and i will issue a letter of authorization on your name,that will enable the bank to deal with you on my behalf. I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your child and manage the money. I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transferring of these fund to your nominated account overseas Conclusively,i wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you receive this proposal,please write me back with this email address ( johndikko7@yahoo.fr ) Until then,i remain with the best regards. John. Get a life, or if you're a bot; download a life. Please see to it that this account won't bother us anymore. ~Elrahc "Ah!! Opposable Digits!" -- Magic: the Gathering, Polymorph "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" -- Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I will mention this to the higher ups. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I reopened this just to post that this is a version of the Nigerian Scam-letter. It's purpose is to get a person to open a bank account for the clown to 'deposit' the funds into and then they take over the account and you are most definitely screwed then. Everyone do his part to discourage this sort of practice by spamming the hell out of that address. Sign 'em up for porn or something. Something like this maybe Dear Dikko, My name is Volourn Kanuck. I am unable to help you right now as I have problems of my own. However, I think we could come to a point where we could help each other. I have recently escaped from Iraq with all those Weapons of Mass Destruction that everyone has been searching for. I think I have a buyer in the Bush Administration but am unable to broker a deal with them. If you would be kind enough to contact Mr. Bush and get something going I would be willing to give you a 25% cut of the deal. Please contact me at Volourn@youareamoron.com Thanks & Rofles Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Bumped for humour. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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