Baley Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.spainherald.com/3438.html God damn you all to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 ...is this real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Help us kumquatq3!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lucius Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 viva la chimpolution DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.spainherald.com/3438.html God damn you all to hell! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those damn dirty apes! "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 The PSOE's justification is that humans share 98.4% of our genes with chimpanzees, 97.7% with gorillas, and 96.4% with orangutans. But, Over 40% of the predicted human proteins share similarity with fruit-fly or worm proteins, so insects are people too! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 The chimps wouldn't care about this, they'd just fling poo at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Talk about a cheap (but surprisingly effective) headlines-and-attention-grabbing technique ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Lawyer: "I can't do anything.. you've been warned twice before. You CAN'T fling poo at customers!" Client: "ook" Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 The chimps wouldn't care about this, they'd just fling poo at them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Is this furry? Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 The chimps wouldn't care about this, they'd just fling poo at them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The poo is laced with chemical and biological agents tho Ever notice how Bush looks like a monkey? They are everywhere. I tried to warn you guys. No one listened. I only hope it's not too late..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've been saying that a bunch of chimps are running the country since day one... Now, please make sure you remind your local congressman of the need for immediate international military intervention on the Kingdom of Spain. The Spanish people need your help to get rid of this simian tyranny! Thank you. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 We need the Spanish Inquisition...and K-Quat! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 And if you read between the lines According to the Project, "Today only members of the species Homo sapiens are considered part of the community of equals. The chimpanzee, the gorilla, and the orangutan are our species's closest relatives. They possess sufficient mental faculties and emotional life to justify their inclusion in the community of equals." The Socialists are telegraphing their intentions to give our species kith THE VOTE! Pity not even a monkey would vote for the Socialists ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgarian Jedi Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen from a loooong time. Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб! I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. John Lenon This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence. 571911[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've been saying that a bunch of chimps are running the country since day one... Now, please make sure you remind your local congressman of the need for immediate international military intervention on the Kingdom of Spain. The Spanish people need your help to get rid of this simian tyranny! Thank you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does Spain have oil? RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 ... Olives ...? Yes. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Our world leader is a disguised chimp! http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm Oh no! our dear world will turn out just like in the movie "planet of the apes"! "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Our world leader is a disguised chimp! http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm Oh no! our dear world will turn out just like in the movie "planet of the apes"! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Poor Mr. Bush. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 It's uncanny. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 The chimps wouldn't care about this, they'd just fling poo at them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Although I find this reply quite funny, I can't help but think that Spain could be a pionneer in animal rights issues. Chimps are more intelligent than 4-5 years old human children. Chimps can talk if properly trained(raised) with sign language. They solve problems by reasoning and experimentation. All animals have emotions. Think about it. Not too long ago(in the 50s) we "Whites" considered "Blacks" animals and used them pretty much the same way as we use most animals now, short of actually eating them of course. It took major conflicts and a major change of thought for this to stop(mostly). They are living creatures after all and not very different from us. So why not? http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Our world leader is a disguised chimp! http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm Oh no! our dear world will turn out just like in the movie "planet of the apes"! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is the kind of insult that will trigger a revolution in the monkey population. Imagine if they would replace Bush's face with yours... This is the worst insult ever. Poor monkeys. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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