thepixiesrock Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 "Your place should be fine." "Ok." You get to his apartment, not the cleanest,and the decorating, horrid! "How about some pasta?" "Ok. That will be fine." Well, it may take a while for him a while to cook the food, so you turn on the television. "-while authorities will not disclose much information at this time, we have gotten the name of the gunshot victim. John Parson, 21 years old. He died in his apartment, sources say, he was shot in the head, and naked." *Ring* *Ring* "Hello?" "Booker? Where are you? Nevermind, I'm just calling to remind you that if you don't get cracking on this case, your ass will be mine." *Click* It's Mr. Dane, your boss. ( a ) Stay and eat lunch. ( b ) Go to the airport and get some information on what happened. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 b. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sorry, I don't know if I feel up to it right now. I'm not funny or creative right now. Well, that didn't stop me before, but I think I'm sick. Maybe later. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) but I think I'm sick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That I think you're definitely right " Edited January 14, 2006 by Hildegard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 ...where's the necrophilia? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sorry, I don't know if I feel up to it right now. I'm not funny or creative right now. Well, that didn't stop me before, but I think I'm sick. Maybe later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry to hear that. I was enjoying it so far. Hope you get better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 ...where's the necrophilia? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Vampy sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sorry, I don't know if I feel up to it right now. I'm not funny or creative right now. Well, that didn't stop me before, but I think I'm sick. Maybe later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be well, friend, and let's hope Ken stops being such a wuss. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) sources indicate Ken will try to put the moves on Debra. Edited January 14, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Intriguing. Most intriguing. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 sources indicate Ken will try to put the moves on Debra. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hopefully, after she's snuffed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 ...that's just sick, I hope someone locks you up. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 i hope someone locks me up too... in a morgue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I can't stop staring at its eyebrows. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Can I play cadaver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authority Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Thread locked due to derailment and spam. IF you want me to reopne and prune it, give me a PM, Pixies. "Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime is death." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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