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Its 23:21 here 40 min to go and Im at my parents for the holidays, so all my friends are about a 1000kms south of here. So well be drinking champagne and watch the countdown on TV.

 

 

 

Well, atleast I wont wake up with a hangover next year :(

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Because I wanted to hear all the patriotic songs and nationalistic flag weaving they perform on national TV after the clock hits 00:00.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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I might drink some wine later...I drink 1-3 times a year. And not much even then. Don't need it just to P-P-P-P-A-R-T-Y!!!

 

Wouldn't mind some firecrackers tho...that's always fun to scare the kitties with....

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I'm at work.

 

Which means I'll be unkissed at midnight (what a shame), then I'll drive 50 miles through gunfire and rain, and when I get home as the bars close I'll eat leftover gyros and pie, then sleep as if dead for a year or a day.

 

You want my life.

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Going bowling with some friends later tonight, going out to eat somewhere, and then...don't know what'll happen after that.

 

Not much, but hell, at least it's something. :)

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Just got back from the store. I'm all set. Now if hubby would just get back from working on The House...

*dances*

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I don't know if any of you losers know this, but there is a Twilight Zone marathon that has been on all day on the Sci Fi channel. I have been watching it, and still am. 3 hours to go.

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What I wouldn't give for a good gyro in this town...

I wouldn't call Daphne's good. Adequate, maybe.

 

But hey, they've a location near you. Less than 40 miles away. I suggest you make this an excellent New Year's Eve adventure--your Harold&Kumar moment.

 

Go, my friend, and seek gyros.

 

 

Actually I've been to that Daphnes.

 

Not good, but decent.

 

It's a ways away just to get a decent gyro though, have to come down off my hill and all.

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I don't know if any of you losers know this, but there is a Twilight Zone marathon that has been on all day on the Sci Fi channel.  I have been watching it, and still am.  3 hours to go.

 

They were doing that on our local channel 20 for years. I've seen them all. Great stuff tho. Gogo Kirk and uh...stuff. :)

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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