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S/he's not Baley, that much I can tell.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Nevah, you dirty forum monkies.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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My cousin broke her leg parachuting. She stopped doing it after that. Can't imagine why.

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My halfbrother jumped two years ago and got his arm caught in the wires, it got all torn and broken. He had to go with this metal framework on and inside his shoulder for a few months. He also stopped.

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Perhaps it's "Human Stupidity: 1" because she plans to jump again a couple of months after her baby is born.

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So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me?

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

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Ok, how in the hell do you survive a fall like that when you land on your face?! I mean, isn't that the worst possible way of hitting ground?

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Ok, how in the hell do you survive a fall like that when you land on your face?! I mean, isn't that the worst possible way of hitting ground?

 

 

Apparently not.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

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Ok, how in the hell do you survive a fall like that when you land on your face?!

 

Maybe she landed on something similar to that pile of cotton in kumquatt's pretty-photo thread.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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This, my fellow person people, is why you always...ALWAYS...pack a second emergency parachute.

 

 

Why....why would you jump again? Seems like this is a good indication (From god, since she seems to believe that so much.) that skydiving just isn't for her.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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They say that if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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This, my fellow person people, is why you always...ALWAYS...pack a second emergency parachute.

 

One couldn't even begin to carry enough extra emergency parachutes to get me to jump out of an airplane for fun.

I'd have to be sooooo drunk...and if I was that blasted, I'd forget to pull the cord, so... :ph34r:

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Did the woman in your sig live to tell the tale, Arkan?

 

 

If a woman can fall 10,000 feet and do a faceplant and live, I'm sure the woman shot off a treadmill will be ok.

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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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