Arkan Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 http://www.5newsonline.com/Global/story.asp?S=4234556 SILOAM SPRINGS - Her story is one of survival. Just two months ago, Shayna Richardson, 21, of Joplin, Missouri faced certain death when during a skydiving adventure her parachute and reserve chute failed above Siloam Springs. Shayna Richardson says she panicked while spiraling towards the earth at 50 miles an hour. With no way to stop, Richardson says she accepted her fate was death. Richardson took up the sport of skydiving after her 21st birthday in May. She says she wanted to jump since age 12, and only now is fulfilling her wish. "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Human stupidity: 1 Murphy's law:0 Seriously, that's some luck she had. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Luck? No. Shayna Richardson <{POST_SNAPBACK}> See how her name is similar to Richard Dean Anderson. She probably created a parachute using hair clip and piece of string. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) But still broke all the bones in her face and her pelvis? MacGyver would have put his latent telekinetic abilities to good use and come to ground unscathed. Edited December 13, 2005 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 But still broke all the bones in her face and her pelvis? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, she is a woman after all. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Physics did not lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Sounds like the intro to the Six Million Dollar Woman dosnt it. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Woman must've invested heavily in the True Faith merit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Fortitude, I bet. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Human stupidity: 1Murphy's law:0 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How human stupidity 1? apart from the people that packed the parachute, that is. That really is a crazy tale. I have heard a similar story before, but that was of a tandem jump where the same thing happened again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Human stupidity: 1Murphy's law:0 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How human stupidity 1? apart from the people that packed the parachute, that is. That really is a crazy tale. I have heard a similar story before, but that was of a tandem jump where the same thing happened again... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a tandem jump only beats this if the girl got pregnant on the way down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Base juming isn't sane, that's what I meant. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I remember hearing once how women are much more likely to survive something like this, must be that extra layer of fat. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Bumbers? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Her face hit the ground first, no bumpers there, unless she fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I remember hearing once how women are much more likely to survive something like this, must be that extra layer of fat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think I'll include your observation when I tell this story to my wife. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Its true, for childbearing, and bon bon consumption. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPants Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) Base juming isn't sane, that's what I meant. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Vagina. Edited December 13, 2005 by CaptainPants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) ^WHo is that? Edited December 13, 2005 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I know, but I won't tell. Nyah, nyah. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPants Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 **** <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, Fionavar is giving warnings for bypassing the filters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm sure i did know before, but now i've forgotten . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 pants with action pockets is way better the Capt. Pants. just thought I'd throw that out there People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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