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When you walk into a bar and ask for Coreillian Wiskey on the rocks.

 

When you ask your friends if they want to play a game of pazzak.

 

When you go to Wallmart, create a save point and then go rob it.

 

When you tell the school bully "don't mess with me! My defence roll over rate is higher than your!

 

When you make 19 lightsaber handles out of what ever you have in your garage. (like me!)

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When you've become so jaded by posting too often on a message board related to the game(s) that you make snide comments.

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

Ambigious self-irony is kinda lost on you, isn't it?

 

:lol:

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When you can play through the game without looking at cheat guide.

 

When you know what a NPC will say before they say it.

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Everytime I see a brunettee with two little pig tails, I call them Bastila by accident. Then the girl says:

 

"Who the hell is Bastila?"

 

"I don't know. :">"

 

LOL! My sister looks so much like bastila it's not even funny. If she put her hair up in pig tails she would have even more guys drooling in her wake!

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Well, I don't know about you, but there seems to be some very clear signs visible in these as to whether they've played too much or not.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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