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The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!


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You damn fools Canadian penguin forces have spies everywhere, they know everything my friend, they're always one step ahead.....

 

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Here's a pic of the Canadian emperor, the true leader of all Canadians....

 

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12 US intelligence officers died in order to obtain this pic...

I'm afraid that after this they'll come after me aswell :ph34r:

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Something along those lines, yes.

BURN THE WITCH :ph34r:

I resent that remark. I'm not Canadian.

Sorry Gabs, didn't know you were around...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May we burn her!?!?!?

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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I'm watching you all.  :ph34r:

 

 

go ahead watch us all run acrossed your borders and then have a battle of the five armies (all LoTR style) right in the middle of your big open country....

 

Pfft. We all know that all us Canadians have to do is wait for the snow to come and you Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm. ;)

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Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm...

 

Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas.

 

I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much.

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Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm...

 

Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas.

 

I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much.

 

soooooooooon

 

and we can too run! We just need a little while to get going is all.

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QUOTE(Deraldin @ Nov 29 2005, 08:31 PM)

QUOTE(Draken_Fett @ Nov 30 2005, 12:12 AM)

QUOTE(Deraldin @ Nov 29 2005, 08:02 PM)

Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas.

 

 

 

 

I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much.

 

 

Nothing to worry about those hummers will run out of gas at the border ;)"

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Could the US invade Canada during the winter? I thought the US Army's equipment was all desert-enabled. Do tanks even work in snow?

 

Will having this election in the winter have any effect on the outcome? I wouldn't fancy going to the polling station on a winter's day. In the UK all our elections are in spring or summer (and we still have lousy turnouts :blink: ).

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Could the US invade Canada during the winter?  I thought the US Army's equipment was all desert-enabled.  Do tanks even work in snow?

 

Will having this election in the winter have any effect on the outcome?  I wouldn't fancy going to the polling station on a winter's day.  In the UK all our elections are in spring or summer (and we still have lousy turnouts :blink: ).

 

The outcome will either be exactly the same as it was before, a Liberal minority government, likely with the NDP gaining some ground in BC, the bloc in Quebec, and the Tories in Ontario, or it will be a completely ineffectual Conservative minority government. Completely ineffectual because they'll try to pass all their crazy conservative laws and be shut down by the 2 socialist parties and the centre-left party.

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Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? :rolleyes:

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