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... and he gets a free pet ninja monkey with all ninth level spells.

... An infinite number of Shakespear-authoring Bonobos, who asphixiate their enemies with sexual acts.

I laughed out loud. Thank you.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Rarely on internet, but meta is quite right. As always, the good fellow.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I prpose we concoct a list of 50 non-combat things that suck, which can be directed at your fancy pants players.

 

For example, getting hideously drunk, getting off with the wrong girl, and waking up to moderate a forums full of lunatics while your head feels like it's stuffed with ants eggs.

 

Also consider giving them ennui penalties to their stats for finding everything so tediously easy.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Humans > elves.

Except for Drows - they really kick ass!

Drows rule supreme. :lol:

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Well I thought Id pay them nack with the same coin so now Im a Half-drow, Half-Daemon sorceror! :devil:)

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Sounds like you'll have a cracking time. <_<

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Actually, the dragon/elemental campaign isnt much fun at all really. Sometimes it feels like a pure waste of time.

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Drow were neat for a while, especially in the original Fiend Folio, until everyone and their sister's brother's cousin started chanting "DRIZZT! DRIZZT!" That killed it for me.

 

I was always partial to the artwork in the original Fiend Folio, for both the Drow and the Githyanki (and the Revenant).

 

I like Drow if we're playing an evil campaign, especially when we're in the Underdark. Or in Neverwinter Nights: HoU expansion. But otherwise they're too common to be as "rare" as they should be in most people's minds.

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Drow were neat for a while, especially in the original Fiend Folio, until everyone and their sister's brother's cousin started chanting "DRIZZT! DRIZZT!"  That killed it for me.

 

I was always partial to the artwork in the original Fiend Folio, for both the Drow and the Githyanki (and the Revenant). 

 

I like Drow if we're playing an evil campaign, especially when we're in the Underdark.  Or in Neverwinter Nights: HoU expansion.  But otherwise they're too common to be as "rare" as they should be in most people's minds.

 

They should start listing the Drow in the Monster Manual as "Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good". :-"

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Definently ...I dont believe it is possible to make a Drow character that isnt in some way a walking, talking fantasy clich

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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