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Although it is for a charitable cause...... :thumbsup:"

 

Anyway my dear mother (who works as a barmaid) politely informed me today that she has volunteered me to get my legs waxed this saturday to raise money for a firework display for the children of my villiage come November 5th.

 

Anyway what I want to know from the girls here is.....Does it hurt? Will I cry?

 

At least she goes in the stocks, so I may hide a brick in a custard pie

 

Anyway I posted this at TES forums and got quite the varied response, I wonder how it will do here....hmmm....

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Haha, your getting your legs waxed.

 

Let's laugh at him.

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I was really joking.

 

I bet all the chicks will be after you now though. At least the ones around where I live would.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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How will getting your legs waxed raise money again?

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How will getting your legs waxed raise money again?

People who don't dare do it themselves pay money towards what we are raising it for, for the privilage of witnessing others do the deed instead.

 

Yes I know, your looking at me in a whole new light.....I'm a man of the people now...a martyr if you will! :thumbsup:

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How will getting your legs waxed raise money again?

People who don't dare do it themselves pay money towards what we are raising it for, for the privilage of witnessing others do the deed instead.

 

Yes I know, your looking at me in a whole new light.....I'm a man of the people now...a martyr if you will! :thumbsup:

 

A martyr of being a girly man!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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His private area right?

 

Right?

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Although it is for a charitable cause......  :)"

 

Anyway my dear mother (who works as a barmaid) politely informed me today that she has volunteered me to get my legs waxed this saturday to raise money for a firework display for the children of my villiage come November 5th.

 

Anyway what I want to know from the girls here is.....Does it hurt? Will I cry? 

 

At least she goes in the stocks, so I may hide a brick in a custard pie

 

Anyway I posted this at TES forums and got quite the varied response, I wonder how it will do here....hmmm....

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It doesn't hurt nearly so much as you'd think. I had mine waxed as a 'thankyou' for coacing a winning sports team at uni. Of course, we were all drunk, and I was distracted by the punching and the biting of people holding me down.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Just be thankful that's the only part where you lose body hair...unlike head, arm pits and all the really,really painful places...

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If you get a 'sack' waxing I'd be afraid the damn things would get pulled off into the bargain. Not nice.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Iiiiiiiitchy. :blink:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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