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When Carth Carves the Gizka


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When Carth Carves the Gizka

 

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We all look on with anxious eyes

When Carth Carves the Gizka

And Revan almost always sighs

When Carth Carves the Gizka

Then all of us prepare to rise

And hold our bibs before our eyes

And be prepared for some surprise

When Carth Carves the Gizka

He braces up and grabs the fork

Whene'er he carves the Gizka,

And won't allow a soul to talk

Until he's carved the Gizka.

The fork is jabbed into the sides,

Across the breast the knife he slides,

While every careful person hides

From flying chips of Gizka.

 

The platter's always sure to slip

When Carth Carves the Gizka,

And how it makes the dishes skip!

Potatoes fly amuck!

The squash and cabbage leap in space,

We get some gravy on our face,

And Carth utters Rakatan grace

Whene'er he carves a Gizka.

 

We then have learned to walk around

The dining-room and pick up

From off the window-sills and walls

Our share of Carth's Gizka,

While Carth growls and blows and jaws

And swears the knife was full of flaws,

And Canderous laughs at him because

He couldn't carve the Gizka.

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

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Off topic :D

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

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Thanks :D funny isn't it?

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

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You must have cast "Confusion of the mods." I'm tempted to lock, but I can't. seem. to. focus.

 

Okay, we can talk about carving Gizka, whatever the hell that is. The song is funny. It's weird, and I don't know why the hell you wrote it, but it is funny. I guess that's reason enough. :Eldar's bemused smile icon:

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Weird indeed. I wonder what was the inspiration, not to mention the idea.

 

Edit: Herzeleid?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I based this song off E V Wright's 'When Father Carves The Duck'

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

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Thanks guys, I read 'When Father Craves The Duck' for a school report and I couldn't resist making my own :D

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

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Does he both crave and carve the duck? That might be the reason he has such a hard time with it. He's so excited, he makes a mess of it.

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