Kaftan Barlast Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-b...ke-of-west.html PURE GOLD. (I think I ruptured my spleen laughing) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 There's no smilie that actually shows how amused I am by that "Smelly boy" Amazing stuff... DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 ^What they said.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Beware the Presbyterian Church will get you, Reaches of the west Reaches... Beautiful translation Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Put any text in babelfish and you'll get the same (or worse) results. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 No, no... babelfish doesnt even come close to this. This is the work of a grammatical genius. Like the way they have included elephants just out of the blue. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Ironically, the film actually turned out better this way. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 "They are just flock of to fish for fame its person" "You can say that again" kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 "Superior they have escaped a day after the fair" I knew the fair was just a ploy People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarjahurmaaja. Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Add some asterisks and it's straight from the Orz! 9/30 -- NEVER FORGET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Ah, that was awesome. Hey, everyone should put "Presbyterian" on their census form! If enough people did, the government would have to recognise Presbyterianism as a religion! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Chinese Presbyterianism, at that. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!! Classic. Words cannot describe how funny that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 "R2, do you is f*cking." Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 :D This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (w00t) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The geography that I stands compares you superior. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I wanna be a dintmiester. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I thought the funniest one was 'he is in my behind!' . Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 i tried to translate the poet Pablo Neruda once. Similar effect. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 He was in your behind? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A friend of mine burned me a copy of Troy a few months ago, before it came out on video. The subtitles weren't as bad, but at one point in the film where Achilles nephew dies and Brad Pitt is wailing in sorrow, the subtitle merely said **** Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Gold. I didn't know Anakin was made by the Presbyterian Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I have got to get me a copy of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I wanna be a dintmiester. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But are you Big? ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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