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Thats a lovely sheep, here is a lamb I photographed some weeks ago.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Something smells limey

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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But lambs are yummy!

 

Hogget is a two-year-old, yearlings are the babies. Hoggets are meant to be best for roasting, but I think a good itty bitty baby tastes best.

 

Of course, rabbits are sweeter ...

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So... erm... here's a photo I took last winter of a sheep near my house... :shifty:"

 

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DL

 

 

I have to say "near your house" looks quite beautiful

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Triangulating geographic co-ordinates based on visible landmarks ... check.

 

We'll be 'round for tea, DL; I like my Lamb Chops raw!

 

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Pembry: Sumbitch demanded lamb chops for dinner, extra rare.

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So, is there a point to this thread, other than sheeps?

 

 

 

Not that it needs one :shifty:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Try harder. :shifty:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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