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Mmmmmmmm, piiiieeee...

 

 

 

No! It's government pie, I eat it, then there is going to be a tracking device in it!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Did someone hear something? (Just kidding.)

 

Hey, these character sheets don't just fall out of a tree, y'know. They take a bit of time to write. What is normal is that you write one about someone else, then someone writes about you (i.e. new posters write about the poster above).

 

So, if you want one written about you, you write one about someone else first. :)

 

Now, Darkside, I know you have already done this. I would write one about you, but I barely know you (you don't wven write to me as your GM :sniff:.)

 

I shall add a new one as regularly as I can.

 

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Alirght here you go Sarj...no wait - this is Weiser.  ^_^

 

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USER :

Weiser Cain

 

Nicknames : Weiser

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ATTRIBUTES :

[*]Intelligence: 2  - Not brain dead, but not too brilliant either. Thinks people's arms are thicker than their waists.

 

[*]Wits: 1

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

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Did someone hear something? (Just kidding.)

 

Hey, these character sheets don't just fall out of a tree, y'know. They take a bit of time to write. What is normal is that you write one about someone else, then someone writes about you (i.e. new posters write about the poster above).

 

So, if you want one written about you, you write one about someone else first. :*

 

Now, Darkside, I know you have already done this. I would write one about you, but I barely know you (you don't wven write to me as your GM :sniff:.)

 

I shall add a new one as regularly as I can.

 

:*

 

I know, but I'm impatient.

 

Okay, I will rate anyone who promises to rate me. Any offers?

 

 

 

 

 

Anybody? *crickets chirpping*

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"So, if you want one written about you, you write one about someone else first."

 

NONSENSE! BLASHPEMY! DISINFORMATION! MISINFORMATION! POPPY****! HOOLABALOO!

 

 

 

 

I rate...

 

 

Darkside:

Zippo! Nada! Zilch!

 

 

 

 

I EXPECT THE SAME BRUTAL HONESTY IN RETURN. IF IT'S NOT ALL FAVORABLE 10s, YOU FAIL TO DELIVER!

 

 

Thank you.

9/30 -- NEVER FORGET!

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I have detailed files ...

 

 

That sounds like something a computer would say...

 

 

He's one of them!

 

One of the simulation...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Your humour fails to deliver. :p

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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User: Musopticon?

 

Nicknames: "Look at that loser over there, no not that one, the other one", "Botherer", and "Mus".

 

 

 

Intelligence: 3 - Seems intelligent

Wits: 2

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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If that's not an obvious coming on, I don't know what is.

 

Sheesh.:(

 

But thanks anyway. This means that I'm not a part of the sim anymore.

 

Now to de-simultanize Sarja...

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Hunh? This is pretty easy in theory, my son. You just stand there and keep sharp. And hand on the liniment from there, that's a good sonny. :(

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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USER: Sarjahurmaaja.

 

Nicknames that compute: "Sarja", "The Charmer","That Finnish guy with a full stop at the end of his nick", "Sarj"

 

 

Intelligence: 4 - Can hold on an intelligent conversation, yes indeed.

Wits: 3 - Apart from the occasional Finnish laxness, he is quite snappy

Will: 4 - Holds his stance, and hasn't backed away yet.

Chutzpah: 2 - Yes

Charisma: 2 - That's what you get for being a Finn

Manipulation: 1 - Not that I know of. Fooling noobs dosn't count.

 

 

Artful Dodging: 3 - A fencer.

Derailing: 2 - Not much. This is Mus-scale by the way.

On-topic: 3 - Has a hold of himself even in rather flamey situations

Flaming: 4 - Need a long argument? Go no further.

Flirting: 2 - You'd like to now, don't you?

Humor: 4 - Wonderful! But it's so dry. Arid, to say the least.

Netiquette: 2 - Ok, occasional crossing of lines doesn't count.

PMing: 2 - Has a grasp of the concept. Applaudable.

Spam: 2 - I'd be a hypocrite if I wrote anything.

Stealth: 1 - Trodgor-quality. Burninates without a thought.

 

 

Fame: 4 - Known as a boogieman-like abomination who stalks the fora.

Respect: 3 - Would you kick a boogieman? Didn't think so.

Dupe Accounts: 1 - Not that I know of. My ninja team didn't report back.

Net Access: 3 - Fine enough. Had a curious period of absence recently.

Spellmar: 4 - No need for fixing.

Art Skills: 3 - Avatar speaks for itself

 

Perks/Merits and Flaws:

 

Embrace the Flames: 5 - This guy completely revels in the argument. Probably eats chilli by tons. Creepy

Toecrusher: 3 - Not everyone is nice to noobs. Sucks to be them when Sarj is off prowling

Flippancy: 3 - "I know kung-fu"

Bukkake: "WOAH"

Linkage: 3 "The Matr...' ehrm, knows his links. Of use, one could say.

Pictastic: 2 - One tries to say, not a whole lot. Charming.

 

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Reviewed by: Musopticon? ;)

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I'm in the dark, once again. :ph34r:

 

 

 

Seriously, why do you have dot at the end of your nick? And make no cheap touch

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I demand to know.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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