Kaftan Barlast Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I got this wonderful idea both from my weird pseudo-homosexual friend whose name shall not be revealed here and various discussions on this forum that may or may not involve Darth Flatus. " What would you do if you woke up as an extremely attractive woman tomorrow? This question can be interpreted as both short-time(what you would do the following hours or days) or more longterm(years etc.) I think I would get a job as a supermodel to be able to maintain my hobby of being a very scantily clad superheroine to get maximum usage out of the new body. That way I would be super in every way and also totally sweet and awesome :D DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I would play with my **** until the novelty wore off. Then I'd manipulate some rich bastard into buying me lots of clothes, sportscars, and anything else I wanted. Then I'd leave the guy for a 86 year old billionaire... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Probably be doing the same things as I do now. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I would go out and get laid. Just to see how easy it is to get a sex partner when you're female. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I got this wonderful idea both from my weird pseudo-homosexual friend whose name shall not be revealed here and various discussions on this forum that may or may not involve Darth Flatus. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -> -> :angry:-> <_<-> -> -> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I would be too terrified to tell anyone, for fear of being carted off to a secret government laboratory and experimented on. I'm sure the CIA would love a 'girl bomb' to go with its 'gay bomb'. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Satasn Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Dont' ask, Don't tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I would do several things in the following order: 1. masterbate furiously in front of a mirror. ... umm... I think that's all I'd do different. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 .... different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'd be the biggest slu7 in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Probably be doing the same things as I do now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tingeling Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Not feel like a fraud every time I look at my sig. "McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure. What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick." - Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon! "I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque "I'm going to call mine Darque. Then I can turn Darque on anytime I want." -- GhostofAnakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i'd certainly become a lesbian. i'd also follow reveilled's well structured 1-step plan to self gratification... often. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 .... different? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I usually do it in front of a computer screen. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 So the most imaginative course of action most of you are able to come up with is to masterbate? " DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abkhome Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 rub is off untill i couldn't feel my hands.... then probably take a bubble bath and rub some more... then i would go out and get laid or something but it would be kinda strange having sex with a guy and you we a guy yesturday...... yeah it would be i fun horny expreience.... breakin it to my parents would be a litte hard however.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I suspect this thread is going to sink faster than Dungeon Lords. If that's possible, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 People here are assuming they still think in a masculine way - pee standing up, fancy girls, play computer games a lot etc. Personally i'd revel in every mundane aspect of being a woman and then use my woman powers to do whatever i felt like that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 The only feminine power I'd like to have are PMS Blast and Radial PMS. Men would freaking cower in fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Boobies... ...That This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 So the most imaginative course of action most of you are able to come up with is to masterbate? " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Assuming you are addressing males; the whole political scenario is completely changed. I might go to the US, where women actually have a better opportunity to get ahead, and the gender politics are evenly matched (for instance you can approach men/women/other without looking too forward). I would build a career, in something where gender doesn't matter. I would even have children, I expect, as that must rate as the premium experience of life. Other than that, I would live pretty much the same as I am now. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Assuming I'd start to think feminine way and fancy men; probably have children to see what's it like. Or perform suicide if I wouldn't. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 What would you do if you woke up as a woman?Same thing I do every day, Pinky... try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Seriously... I love how it's always assumed that everybody on this board is male. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Well the actual question was "extremely attractive woman" not just woman but that wouldnt fit in the topic space and I didnt want to just write "hot chick". So in your case it would be more like "What would I do if I wasnt such a huge nerd?" :D And I would like to add that I am extremely disapointed in my fellow boardmembers for not comming up with anything remotely interesting and/or witty. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'd fly to Sweden and offer my virginty to Kaftan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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