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this is how you know when you've been playing to much kotor 2

 

1: when you are suspious that your grandma is switching to the dark side

 

2: when you order a large juma juice

 

3: when you start calling black jack pazzak

 

4: when you try to teach your friends the force

 

5: when you think blind people can see your alingment

 

6: when you start saying things like (statment) before all your sentences

 

7: when you start calling your computer a terminal

 

8: when you think your bath robe gives you more wisdom

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when you start to belive it might actually fit into the EU

 

::Runs and Hides in corner from naysayers::

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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OMG, I was just thinking of making this thread while out shopping, but it looks like you beat me too it. What made me think of the idea was when I actually referred to someone as being "about as patient as a starved rancor." My mom just sort of looked at me funny.

 

1) You know more about you're NPC's than your own family.

 

2) You try to use Battle Meditation to help your favorite team win.

 

"That's all I can think of, at any rate." :thumbsup:

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lol good ones dark side.... i used to make these kinda posts all the time in diablo fourms... want to know some thing funny i thought of this on my way to the hospital haha of all places, i had to get a wart burnt off OUCH!!!!. but it really hurt and i wanted an advanced med pack... freaking obsolite dr. didn't have one... :thumbsup:

 

heres a few more for you guys reading delight

 

1) when your shoping and you start wondering what kinds of criticals a hammer can do

 

2) when you are at the hospital and ask for and advanced med pack

 

3) when kids at school start calling you the exile

 

4) when you have the game manual memorized

 

thats all i can think of right now... message me if you want to give me props

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When you help an old lady across the street, you pause for a second and say:

"Lightside Points Gained"

 

OR when you tell her to give you all her money and go jump into the river and say: "Darkside Points Gained"

 

Another one would be playing just to get to hook up with Bastila.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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Funny! :rolleyes:

Some more...

 

1. When you beg your mom to get you a gizka for a pet

 

2.When you demand that the cashier at McDonalds accept credits as legal tender and claim "All but the most uncivilized worlds use them!!"

 

3. When you spend all your time posting on these forums :D

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lol good ones dark side.... i used to make these kinda posts all the time in diablo fourms... want to know some thing funny i thought of this on my way to the hospital haha of all places, i had to get  a wart burnt off OUCH!!!!. but it really hurt and i wanted an advanced med pack... freaking obsolite dr. didn't have one... :thumbsup:

 

heres a few more for you guys reading delight

 

1) when your shoping and you start wondering what kinds of criticals a hammer can do

 

2) when you are at the hospital and ask for and advanced med pack

 

3) when kids at school start calling you the exile

 

4) when you have the game manual memorized

 

thats all i can think of right now... message me if you want to give me props

how about when you call a gun a blaster :D

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When you plan to leave and fight the True Sith.

 

When you hope for a content patch for your buggy life.

"Jedi poodoo!" - some displeased Dug

 

S.L.J. said he has already filmed his death scene and was visibly happy that he

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1. When you say "My life for yours" to girl/boy friend.

 

2. When you call your old mean, strict Math Teacher "Master Vrook".

 

3.When you insist to girl/boy friend that the only way you'd agree to a deep relationship, is to spar with them in your underwear.

 

4. When you're sure you understand all the beeps and whistles your computer makes.

 

5. When, to you,anyone wearing a hood and/or creepy mask and/ or has scarred and cut skin is a Sith Lord.

 

6. When you call your car the Ebon Hawk.

 

7. When you think when you reach age 15 (if you're haven't already), you become a a Prestige Class.

 

8. When you cal a sibling a "meatbag".

 

Thats all I got.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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1. When you say "My life for yours" to girl/boy friend.

 

2. When you call your old mean, strict Math Teacher "Master Vrook".

 

3.When you insist to girl/boy friend that the only way you'd agree to a deep relationship, is to spar with them in your underwear.

 

4. When you're sure you understand all the beeps and whistles your computer makes.

 

5. When, to you,anyone wearing a hood and/or creepy mask and/ or has scarred and cut skin is a Sith Lord.

 

6. When you call your car the Ebon Hawk.

 

7. When you think when you reach age 15 (if you're haven't already), you become a a Prestige Class.

 

8. When you cal a sibling a "meatbag".

 

Thats all I got.

good enough, old geaser :D

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you try to find a char sheet for yourself to rewrite your scores.

 

you ask how much damage does a hockey stick do in D20 system.

 

When you repair a car you keep having friends do the same thing over and over and over again hoping that they will tell you all their dirty little secrets

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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That's funny. A friend of me and I, we just made a "you know you're KotOR addict, if..."-list in school. Here's some of the stuff:

1. If you are proud of having a real name

2. If you are sure that without you, nothing works in the galaxy

3. If you are convinced that you can heal an ill person with just a move of your hand

4. If you start making such a list :)

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I've seen so much of this on BioWare forum, it's not even funny anymore. Actually, it never was. It's just a collection of junk that people who played day and night for 2 years, will never do.

 

Yeah, you surely know it. Being grown up and all.

 

Guys, we should number all of the answers and see how many we get. I remeber back in TTLG(one of the oldest game forums ever) we had a thread like this for Thief=over 2500 whys.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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1. When you walk up to everyone you see and say "Can I ask you a few questions?".

 

2. When you ask for a reward every time your boss asks you to do something.

 

3. When you speak like you're in a dialogue tree, where you have to say something to go back to another topic.

 

4. When you walk around picking stuff off corpses.

 

5. When you spend most of your time wondering how long it'll take before you acquire your lightsaber.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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Slow. :o

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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1. when you reply to this thread

 

 

2. has dreams being as Revan or the Exile

 

 

3. has dreams anything KOTOR related

 

 

4. Inlove with one or more of the characters

 

 

5. makes a more interesting romance interest for the PC.

 

 

6. Hates Either PC for NOT being your character

 

 

7. hates Either PC for being ungodly powerful

 

 

8. argees with Hk47

 

 

 

9. thinks Disciple is gay

 

 

10. knows that Carth is too sensetive(whiny)

 

 

11. can defeat any boss with the weakest character of the Ebon Hawk.

 

 

12.One Round Kills in kotor 1 early on

 

 

13. Can defeat either in your sleep

 

 

14. Revan is L33T.

 

 

15. Exile is L33T

 

 

16. New Guy is L33T

 

 

17. NO Bastila is L33T

 

 

18. No Malak is L33T

 

 

19. No Hk-47 is L33T

 

 

20. NO T3-M4 is L33T because he is so cute

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