jaguars4ever Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 What was so special about Mar 4 2005, 05:45 PM where the most users online were 1,225? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Why did Black Isle have to die? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 It's tenty one, jag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Thought so, Nart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underwear on the outside? Why do you park on driveways, and drive on parkways? Why is a box on a ship cargo, but in a car, it's a shipment? Why do you put your two cents in, but get a penny for your thoughts? If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to a pan? Why is bra singular but panties plural? etc, etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Why do you have to click the Start button to shut down Windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Why does Microsoft Works not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Why is bra singular but panties plural? Speaking of which... If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Is friendly fire really friendly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Why do they use a sterilized needle for fatal injections (captial punishment)? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytor Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Where does the internet come from? And how might I turn it off? "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Where does the internet come from? And how might I turn it off? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Off Switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and given lingerie's popularity, why are men in such a hurry to rip it off never to be used again? taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Is friendly fire really friendly? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's just another way to say fratricide. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Is friendly fire really friendly? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ask a lump of coal. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcleaver Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Are we there yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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