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Who do u think would win between James Bond and Indiana Jones in a fight  

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  1. 1. Who do u think would win between James Bond and Indiana Jones in a fight

    • James "shaken not stirred"Bond
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    • Indiana "Dont call him junior"Jones
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JONES

 

For:Resourceful.has a whip, gun and the ability to survive run ins with machinery, be it a 100km trip on a sub to tanks that fall of a cliff

Against:Family issuues(named after a dog), phobia of snakes, always has to drag a chick with him

 

BOND

 

For:Gadgets galore, cool under pressure, chick magnet, good in a casino, encyclopaedic knowledge, licensed to kill

Against: Tends to be placed unconscious a great deal and only survives to incompetent opponents

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The answer is obvious.  Batman swoops in and kicks both their asses.  That's always the answer, because Batman always wins.  Duh. :ph34r:

Not against Cosmic Spider-man you inept ape of a human being.

 

P.S. I believe the best Bond also potrays Indiana's dad, so I must say, is this a father against son tournament?

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The answer is obvious.  Batman swoops in and kicks both their asses.  That's always the answer, because Batman always wins.  Duh. :ph34r:

Not against Cosmic Spider-man you inept ape of a human being.

 

P.S. I believe the best Bond also potrays Indiana's dad, so I must say, is this a father against son tournament?

Cosmic Spider-Man is...what's the word I'm looking for...oh yeah, teh suxx0rs. Batman pwns j00, f00. :ph34r:

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

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Cosmic Spider-Man is...what's the word I'm looking for...oh yeah, teh suxx0rs.  Batman pwns j00, f00.  :ph34r:

How dare you sir! How dare you!

 

I challenge you to a duel! Of the fisticuffs!

 

Verrah good, sir! I assume you are familiar with the Marques of Queensberry ru--OH MY, WHAT IS THAT OVER YON HILL?

*runs away*

 

You have underestimated my physical cowardice, sir, and that shall be your downfall! I shall defeat you, Wheel-Man, but it shall have to wait until next issue!

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

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Verrah good, sir!  I assume you are familiar with the Marques of Queensberry ru--OH MY, WHAT IS THAT OVER YON HILL?

*runs away*

 

You have underestimated my physical cowardice, sir, and that shall be your downfall!  I shall defeat you, Wheel-Man, but it shall have to wait until next issue!

Yes! That gives me time to my X-ray goggles from this issue's advertisement, as to smite your biscuits!

 

And with those, no one can defeat me!

 

So hopefully you don't have a friend.

 

Wot, wot!

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