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  1. 1. Who do u think would win between Gandalf and Yoda in a fight

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    • Gandalf
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Of course, Saruman was the most powerful of the Istari. But Gandalf came back and pwnd Saruman with a vengeance.

 

 

 

Yoda took it like a b*tch and ran away to hide in a swamp for ever.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I'd say Mace was more powerful than Gandalf, he almost pwned Darth Saruman who had tears running down his face.

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I blame George for transforming Darth Saruman to a sissy between one film and the other, in order to replace him with a lame cyborg with bad posture and tubercolosis.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Yoda took it like a b*tch..

Just like you do.

and ran away to hide in a swamp for ever.

That's what his destiny was to be, and if you saw Episodes 4-6, which I know you did, it all worked its way out in the end.

 

Star Wars>LotR

 

Easily.

 

Because LotR is hella gay, unlike Star Wars. I mean sure, C3PO was having a monogamous homosexual relationship with R2-D2, and you can't judge them, the good book says not to, but at least their names weren't Pip and Merry.

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Just like you do.

 

Your mum. :lol:"

 

 

That's what his destiny was to be, and if you saw Episodes 4-6, which I know you did, it all worked its way out in the end.

 

 

Fate, huh? You know what I call it? Cowardice.

 

 

 

 

 

And as homoerotic as LotR may be, alteast it doesnt have whiny girlie-men as heroes.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Your mum. :lol:"

You took it too far man. Too far. TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

Fate, huh? You know what I call it? Cowardice.

Yes, well I call it the force, or I would, if that wombat hadn't of slashed out my vocal chords.

And as homoerotic as LotR may be, alteast it doesnt have whiny girlie-men as heroes.

Of who are you referring to?

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And for the Ultimate Battle....

Yoda vs Splinter

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I thought Splinter was a cripple. (Then again, Yoda does okay for someone with a walking stick ...) Yoda has The Force, whereas Splinter just has pizza-eating turtles.

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And for the Ultimate Battle....

Yoda vs Splinter

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I thought Splinter was a cripple. (Then again, Yoda does okay for someone with a walking stick ...) Yoda has The Force, whereas Splinter just has pizza-eating turtles.

Splinter has a waling stick as well, but I'm thinking he's pulling a Yoda as it seem to be a visage...Splinter actually does kick ass! :D

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