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Who do u think would win between Gandalf and Yoda in a fight  

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  1. 1. Who do u think would win between Gandalf and Yoda in a fight

    • Yoda
      12
    • Gandalf
      7


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If LotR > Star Wars

 

then

 

Gandalf > Yoda

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Well, obviously, the fight would be a draw, until Batman (who having trained as a Ninja has REAL ULTIMATE POWER) swooped in, flip out, and cut off both of their heads. Why? Just because he can!

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Yoda. Gandalf is overrated. I'll take Merlin, or Elminster over him every day. Yoda is cool because hes' my favorite colour.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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Where did that thing come from? :lol:

 

 

 

 

Obviously he built it himself with his trusty bat-dremel. :-"

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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