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  1. 1. are you under or over 18?

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I take it that you have still had some "practice", even if you can't legally drink?

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my father deemed me 'too irresponsible to drive' I've got another week before I even get to start learning. 

 

What really bites, is he decided my little sister was responsible enough to drive, so she's already been driving me around for a couple of months. 

 

I hate my family.

 

 

Fathers and sons, how sweet their relation to oneanother is.

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my father deemed me 'too irresponsible to drive' I've got another week before I even get to start learning. 

 

What really bites, is he decided my little sister was responsible enough to drive, so she's already been driving me around for a couple of months. 

 

I hate my family.

 

 

Fathers and sons, how sweet their relation to oneanother is.

You've got a lot of hours in therapy to look forward to when you get around to sorting all this out ...

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I take it that you have still had some "practice", even if you can't legally drink?

 

 

Nah, alcoholism runs in my family, I'd rather not test my luck. I don't smoke weed either, just the smell of the smoke and the 'contact high' bugs me. Gives me a headache rather than making me feel good.

 

 

my father deemed me 'too irresponsible to drive' I've got another week before I even get to start learning. 

 

What really bites, is he decided my little sister was responsible enough to drive, so she's already been driving me around for a couple of months. 

 

I hate my family.

 

 

Fathers and sons, how sweet their relation to oneanother is.

You've got a lot of hours in therapy to look forward to when you get around to sorting all this out ...

 

 

My relationship with my father is a double edged sword, he's a licensed MFT. Emotional abuse and therapy in one convenient package!

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