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KOTOR3: HK-47, the Jedi Droid

KOTOR4: a Clockwork Galaxy

KOTOR3: the Ithorian Conspiracy

KOTOR3: from Ossus with Love

KOTOR3: Return of the Jawa

KOTOR3: a Fistful of Crystals

KOTOR3: Fear and Loathing in Coruscant

KOTOR3: Full Metal Saber

KOTOR3: Raiders of the Lost Pants

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For a few crystals more?

I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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KOTOR 3 - The Revenge of the buged games from Obsidian

 

 

 

New features added from KOTOR 2

 

-More Bugs to make it totally unplayable

 

-More silly conversations just to make you bored in death

 

-Worse Game ending in the history of PC gaming that make KOTOR 2 ending seem like awesome

 

 

 

 

KOTOR 2 is nothing compare to these S**tpiece

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KOTOR3 - The Skywalker Redemption (even though Skywalker isn't in the game but what the hell)

 

a few ..

 

- Shichinin no Jedai

- The Sithfather

- Jedi Master Vrook or; How I learned to stop worrying and control The Force

- To kill a Tusken Raider

- Resevoir Dugs

- Lost in transition

Fortune favors the bald.

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KOTOR 3 - The Revenge of the buged games from Obsidian

 

 

 

New features added from KOTOR 2

 

-More Bugs to make it totally unplayable

 

-More silly conversations just to make you bored in death

 

-Worse Game ending in the history of PC gaming that make KOTOR 2 ending seem like  awesome

 

 

 

 

KOTOR 2 is nothing compare to these S**tpiece

 

You forgot:

 

- even more tons of hints to unaccessible and never-to-be-seen content like whole new areas, alternative conversation options, sense-making deleted cutscenes.

 

:)

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Our Own IP - No more whining sw-geeks

I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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..how about

 

 

 

KoTOR III - The final Cut

 

 

 

...the whole game is just one gigantic deletion :D

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more candidates:

 

KOTOR3: 8 parsecs

KOTOR3: yahhahshahghgh kahrhghhhhurgh (Earth release title: 'Good Morning Kashyyyk')

KOTOR3: Once Upon a Time in Corellia

KOTOR3: a New Pope (from the producers of 'Pope Idol' TV show)

KOTOR3: Blast Away

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