stoo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR3: HK-47, the Jedi Droid KOTOR4: a Clockwork Galaxy KOTOR3: the Ithorian Conspiracy KOTOR3: from Ossus with Love KOTOR3: Return of the Jawa KOTOR3: a Fistful of Crystals KOTOR3: Fear and Loathing in Coruscant KOTOR3: Full Metal Saber KOTOR3: Raiders of the Lost Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Kotor3: Flogging of the dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR3: a Fistful of Crystals <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH YEAH! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 For a few crystals more? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padmi Skydrunkard Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Kotor3-Baley's RPG <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah yes , short, crisp, right to the point. Cuts down down the usual title length significantly .....but how did Baley get in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitterOne Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KoTOR 3 - Planet Express To The Rescue KoTOR 3 - Return of The Bender Unit KoTOR 3 - Fotorama Vs Star Wars KoTOR 3 - No Lose Ends -> SW needs new Blood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotos Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR 3 - The Revenge of the buged games from Obsidian New features added from KOTOR 2 -More Bugs to make it totally unplayable -More silly conversations just to make you bored in death -Worse Game ending in the history of PC gaming that make KOTOR 2 ending seem like awesome KOTOR 2 is nothing compare to these S**tpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR3 - The Skywalker Redemption (even though Skywalker isn't in the game but what the hell) a few .. - Shichinin no Jedai - The Sithfather - Jedi Master Vrook or; How I learned to stop worrying and control The Force - To kill a Tusken Raider - Resevoir Dugs - Lost in transition Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 k3- Shaving Revan's Privates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 ha .. great one!! :D Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR 3 - The Revenge of the buged games from Obsidian New features added from KOTOR 2 -More Bugs to make it totally unplayable -More silly conversations just to make you bored in death -Worse Game ending in the history of PC gaming that make KOTOR 2 ending seem like awesome KOTOR 2 is nothing compare to these S**tpiece <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot: - even more tons of hints to unaccessible and never-to-be-seen content like whole new areas, alternative conversation options, sense-making deleted cutscenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Our Own IP - No more whining sw-geeks kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 ..how about KoTOR III - The final Cut ...the whole game is just one gigantic deletion :D DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 more candidates: KOTOR3: 8 parsecs KOTOR3: yahhahshahghgh kahrhghhhhurgh (Earth release title: 'Good Morning Kashyyyk') KOTOR3: Once Upon a Time in Corellia KOTOR3: a New Pope (from the producers of 'Pope Idol' TV show) KOTOR3: Blast Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-47 MK II Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR III: Death of a Franchise KOTOR III: The Unfinished Product KOTOR III: Fallout III (oh please, oh please, oh please) MY PHOTORECEPTORS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 kotor3 - Do It Yourself (self assembly required) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTOR III: STAR MAP Z Nah. That probably fitted KOTOR I more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yann Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 KOTR III: Theres something about Revan " KOTR III: To Kill a mocking Sith KOTR III: DONT DO IT GLUUPOR YOU CRAZY RODIAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padmi Skydrunkard Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 k3- Shaving Revan's Privates <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds more like a horror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 k3- Shaving Revan's Privates <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds more like a horror <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unless you had a female PC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 OF course its female!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padmi Skydrunkard Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Eeewww Still gross, I think Revan's "Privates" should be left alone in the next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 What if you were able to create a pretty little pattern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padmi Skydrunkard Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 - Resevoir Dugs <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice one! How about KOTOR 3: Crouching Wookiee, Hidden Gizka baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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