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  1. 1. wich would you choose for yourself

    • 1. Jolee vs Revan "don't let me down you old cot"
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    • 2. Diciple vs Malak "is there some problem? hahahahaha"
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    • 3. Dooku vs Juhani "oh please Taris was a dump annyway"
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    • 4. Bastila vs Exile "Exile's stalks my client bf/gf Revan"
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    • 5. Kreia vs Obi Wan "Revan returns"
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    • 6. Vrook vs Nihilus "grrrr grumble. hfrrrgrll grrrr!!!"
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    • 7. Palpy vs Yoda "It was Sunry your honor! That admit we do
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    • 8. Luke vs Vader "he killed my father! I am your father!!
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    • 9. Kavar vs Atris "Exile's a Jedi! Sith! SHE'S a JEDI!! SITH!!!!"
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    • 10. demand non aligned. Atton vs Hanharr
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Wich jedi/sith would you have be your lawyer? Wich as prosecutor? In a trial were there was'nt a shred aw evidence too tip it either way. The case just standing on credibility and a damn good defence/prosecutor.

 

I'd pick Kreia "you want the truth!! you can't handle the truth!!!" for defence council vs Obi Wan the prosecutor "Is'nt it true we jedi shall only use the force for the good....." "OBJECTION your honor Fanboy Terms!!!" ".... that we mighty religious magicians and sword practioneers shall use this living magic..."

 

sorry about my usualy typos :">

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