The Ayatollah Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 I think we need more suicide bombers. ME FIRST!! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful, Calm down brother Killzig the Zion Slayer and Ronald Repressor of the Hebrews. There will be plenty of opportunities for such behavior. [Moderators: Please keep in mind that I do not condone such conduct; Islam forbids it] Please refrain from discussing such things on an open forum; Mossad is known to scan the internet for such talk. Seeing how this company is founded by people who follow the religion of Zion, Mossad and Obsidian definately go hand-and-hand. Allah Akhbar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 damnit, i got lost on the way to sbarro's. SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 damnit, i got lost on the way to sbarro's. ROMMEL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 DAMNIT, DON'T BLOW MY COVER I'm SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. ADOLF WILL BE SO PISSED OFF AT ME IF HE FINDS OUT! SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 DAMNIT, DON'T BLOW MY COVER I'm SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. ADOLF WILL BE SO PISSED OFF AT ME IF HE FINDS OUT! Don't be worried. He'll challenge you to a pokemon duel (project delaware is a pokemon game btw) but you have mad skillz and you'll win. Then it'll be like morrowind and you = guildmaster of Reich, so you run around and kill vampires and get kicked out of guild for giving initiates prison handshakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 This man pwns me at pokemon. Plus, he drank my last root beer. SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 HIM?! Not even Subedei, Pyrrhus, Alexander, Augustus, Scipio, Patton, Napoleon, and you combined could defeat him in a pokebattle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Zukov might stand a chance but he's also got the benefit of the harsh russian winter. SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 True, but HE WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME has enough blubber to run through Siberia naked in the winter, so that nullifies Zukov's advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 DON'T SAY THAT!! You'll incur the wrath of this man... SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 THAT IS MY WIFE AND YOU WILL TREAT HER WITH RESPECT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 WHAT? i thought this was your wife... SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Yes. As a mormon, I'm married to both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Entertaining thread, nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Yes. As a mormon, I'm married to both of them. you magnificent bastard. I'll buy the first one off of you, how much? SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 2000 USD, but I keep the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 2000 USD, but I keep the kids. SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Okay, okay. Five hundred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzig Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Okay, okay. Five hundred. now we're talking! I'll make sure to mail out the cashier's check this afternoon! SLAM DUNK! HA! GOOD FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo2000 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 OMG He's cheating on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Good deal! As a token of my good will you can have my five year old son Andy. Feed him to your dog or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Ray... I don't care. I have other wives. Chris was getting boring, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ayatollah Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful, Moderators, get to work and lock this thread. God willing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 ^^:haksthumbsup: I agree People like Killian really derailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ86 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 ^^:haksthumbsup: I agree People like Killian really derailed it. Ronald, get a life. This thread was dead when it was first posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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