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Not everybody in the EU can be a smuggler, Bounty Hunter or Jedi. What do you suppose SW rednecks looks like? Maybe they live in a grounded freighter park with a few broken down speeders on their lawn. Once in a while they might have a little too much juma juice with their buddies and lynch a trandoshan or two.

Do you think they mingle with different species or does like stick with like?

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Uncle Owen?

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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The true rednecks of Tatooine are the Sandpeople, I mean these people have mutaded so much from inbreeding that they've lost the ability to speak in anything but howls and grunts, and they have to wrap their cleft lip faces in rags not to induce nausea in their victims.

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No no Unle Owen and Aunt Beru are good honest hardworking folks, they cant be trailer trash they just cant be.


I like Odinsons idea of twi'leks being the trailer trash. All the males are untrustworthy scumbags and all the females seem to go and work as strippers

Hehe! Glad we think alike! :D :D



why rnt there any overweight twileks or in fact any1 overweight at all in the game if u where darkside u cud taunt them

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