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Although his role as supposed leader of an international terror network has been greatly exaggerated, Osama Bin Laden has said:

 

 

"If Bush say we hate freedom, the let us explain why we didnt attack, for an example, Sweden.."

 

i dunno, maybe because he knows that sweden is tiny and has very little impact in world politics?

 

 

Precisely. :D

 

 

 

You really need to relax a bit, Taks. :ermm:

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Precisely. :D 

 

 

 

You really need to relax a bit, Taks. :thumbsup:

How can he possibly relax now? There's still land to seize and people to conquer. :D

DENMARK!

 

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Yes, yes I know. Been on the news 24/7 ever since.  :D

first I heard of it but I havnt been watching the news. Not exactly unexpected though.

See, Lucius. :)

 

My bad. :">

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The Dutch have joined the French is a decisive vote against the new European Constitution.

Can't tell you how happy that makes me.

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Heh. I'd actually like to see them try with the opposition of France and (perhaps) Germany.

 

Hey, perhaps the new European Union will be led by Turkey! (w00t)

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germany has already ratified the treaty

My mistake. It's interesting that they didn't submit it to referendum. Perhaps they knew what would happen... :-"

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The sad thing is that they have work out something new and spend the same amount of time on that...

 

Sooner or later we are going to get a European Constitution...

 

It's just a matter of time... If I think it's a good idea... well...

 

I think it's a great Idea... The expansion of the union is crap though, why not make what ever we have at the moment work, it's not like the economi whithin the EU is running smoothly at the moment...

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It's a GREAT idea. But the present model of Constitution is pure sh!t. Let's just hope they can do better next time.

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The sad thing is that they have work out something new and spend the same amount of time on that...

Not necessarily a bad thing. Should keep them (and the rest of Europe) out of trouble for a while then :D

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Useless Information #477: Nobody gives a f*** about useful information. They would rather talk about guns and dictators and threats to America. Therefore, my thread was closed. And I know nobody cares that my thread was closed, but hey, this is useless information.

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Useless Information #477: Nobody gives a f*** about useful information. They would rather talk about guns and dictators and threats to America. Therefore, my thread was closed. And I know nobody cares that my thread was closed, but hey, this is useless information.

 

 

And on that note: Useless Information #478 let's have more useless information and separate threads for other chatter items ...

 

PS Let's also try not to avoid the language filter please :)

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Useless information #480: I have three bottle caps right now. If I collect four more, I'll get a really ugly hood sweater for free!!1! I won't wear it, but I must have it!

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I was helping my dad lay out a boey for the ultility water intake, but we laid it too far out in the bay and now we cant get it up again since it uses an old steel bore crown as a sink. :-

 

 

Problem is my dad refuses to admit defeat. What do you thin we should do?

1. Cut the chain to the sink and retrieve the boey. (my plan)

X. Devise a horrendously complex plan to lift the sink (dads plan)

2. Get a new boey.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I was helping my dad lay out a buoy for the ultility water intake, but we laid it too far out in the bay and now we cant get it up again since it uses an old steel bore crown as a sink. :(

 

 

Problem is my dad refuses to admit defeat. What do you thin we should do?

1. Cut the chain to the sink and retrieve the buoy. (my plan)

X. Devise a horrendously complex plan to lift the sink (dads plan)

2. Get a new buoy.

Sune's PLAN X: Devise an horrendouly complex plan to life the sink. GO FOR GOLD! NEVA admit defeat!

 

And if it fails, cut the chain to the sink and retrieve the buoy (plan B).

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