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I'm going to eat pizza now. Did you know that pizza means all the unused stuff when preparing dinner? Early italians just threw them on a dough pan, added cheese and made food out of it. Must be insulting for italian chefs to be asked to make pizza. ;)

I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Sometimes you get superpowers right?

He claims his ability to cunningly avoid diaper duty just at the moment the baby poops is a superpower.

*thinks evil thoughts about hubby*

 

 

That could possibly be equated to Flash-like superspeed. :thumbsup:

 

 

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Did you know that every personality quiz I happen to stumble across says that I'm manipulative? Is it my fault that my friends are SOOO gullible??? :) :ph34r:

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Did you know that every personality quiz I happen to stumble across says that I'm manipulative? Is it my fault that my friends are SOOO gullible??? :rolleyes: :ph34r:

 

 

Did you know I'd like to find one of said personality quizzes. As manipulative as I really AM, they'd have to be a load of bunk to not say so.

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so manipulative that you manipulate the answers in these quizzes to give a result you are happy with?

 

OT:Contrary to popular belief, humans are in fact the THIRD most intelligent lifeforms on the planet Earth

 

 

I only manipulate answers for fun. Manipulating people is more rewarding (short and long term).

 

 

^ and not the second as is often believed!

 

Thanks for all the fish ..  :huh:

 

 

DAMN YOU DOUGLAS ADAMS AND Rosbjerg's FASTUS POST EDITERING SKILLS!!!

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I only manipulate the answers after I have found what happens if I answer as truthfully the test allows...

 

Manipulating is rewarding, but I do it because it is SO funny to watch them stumble over their own words trying to figure out if I'm telling the truth. But, when they need it, I might help them... :ph34r:

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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In the James Bond movie On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) Bond works as an expert in family crests. His own family crest, when translated from the Latin, reads "The World Is Not Enough"-the title of the 19th Bond movie.

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Thats an interesting statement but you have to provide at least one example to support your theory - but preferably not in this thread because i can see it turning into a socialism v capitalism flaming thread, and i'd rather that didnt happen since i like reading the facts and fallacies put up here.

 

Oh yeah: apparently cannabis can prevent heart disease but not when smoked with tobacco

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Thats an interesting statement but you have to provide at least one example to support your theory - but preferably not in this thread because i can see it turning into a socialism v capitalism flaming thread, and i'd rather that didnt happen since i like reading the facts and fallacies put up here.

 

Oh yeah: apparently cannabis can prevent heart disease but not when smoked with tobacco

 

ok brb with a new thread.

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I only manipulate the answers after I have found what happens if I answer as truthfully the test allows...

 

Manipulating is rewarding, but I do it because it is SO funny to watch them stumble over their own words trying to figure out if I'm telling the truth. But, when they need it, I might help them... :ph34r:

 

 

Oh, to the contrary, I'm a kind person, I go out of my way to help out people, often, pretty much whenever I can. It's just I also go out of the way to make sure that other people are always willing to help me.

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USSR communism was capitalist not socialist.  just a different type of capitalist. any comments? im interested to hear a response.

 

Because i could be off.

Don't be rude either!

 

Incorrect. I'm studying Macroeconomics. The government owned the land, the factories, the businesses, everything. They also set prices, wages, etc.

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I only manipulate the answers after I have found what happens if I answer as truthfully the test allows...

 

Manipulating is rewarding, but I do it because it is SO funny to watch them stumble over their own words trying to figure out if I'm telling the truth. But, when they need it, I might help them... :ph34r:

 

 

Oh, to the contrary, I'm a kind person, I go out of my way to help out people, often, pretty much whenever I can. It's just I also go out of the way to make sure that other people are always willing to help me.

 

I never said I wasn't a very kind person. Ask my friends, should you ever in some cosmic coincidence meet them. I'll always say that I won't help them, but I help them all the time, no matter what I say I'll do.

 

I don't need other people's help. I just like messing with their heads. :ph34r:

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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