Darth Flatus Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 arcee transforms into.. a bike useless info: my sister goes to the same college that jeremy paxman attended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 girly bike on mans bike? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 a pink and white motorcyle (at least in energon) The irony contained in the fact that she is the only female trannie () and that she is a bike is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 arcee transforms into.. a bike *giggle* DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 How is her being a bike delicious? DL P.S. Useless information: I bought myself a new ring today :D [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Because you get to... ride... her? Not sure. :ph34r: DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Lucius gets a cookie :D Launch read it again - i apologise for my sloppy sentence structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Pwn. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 How is her being a bike delicious? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> " P.S. Useless information: I bought myself a new ring today :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why did you buy yourself a ring? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 I bought it because it was pretty and Accessorize are evil (that fact can serve as my useless information) DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Useless Info: According to some sources, the duties of the Valkyries included not only fighting Giants and bringin the dead from the battlefield to Valhall, but also to serve as Waitresses in the grand banquet hall. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 According to some sources, the duties of the Valkyries included not only fighting Giants and bringin the dead from the battlefield to Valhall, but also to serve as Waitresses in the grand banquet hall. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And don't tell me, they turn into a pizza after coitus. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Now there's a waitress I'd hate forgetting to tip. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 According to some sources, the duties of the Valkyries included not only fighting Giants and bringin the dead from the battlefield to Valhall, but also to serve as Waitresses in the grand banquet hall. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And don't tell me, they turn into a pizza after coitus. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> after coitus? Wouldn't that mean a stuffed crust pizza with extra bukkake? Useless but somewhat related information: The party on the Green Fields of Elysium will have a buffet serving only American Fast Food and traditional greek dishes. No valkyries, strictly self-service only. Free Drinks, though. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 after coitus? Wouldn't that mean a stuffed crust pizza with extra bukkake? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ) Well it wouldn't be very useful before, would it? I don't think the creators of the joke every thought that much about it. Then again, there are much worse things to contemplate in the transmogrification ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 "Could you spread the sperm out, I dont like it when its in a huge blob in the middle of the pizza." " DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 There's the line, don't cross it. ... Oops. There we go, Kaftan just crossed it. (There's always one.) OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Well, if we're talking Bukkake, maybe we're looking at a stuffed crust? Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 There's the line, don't cross it. ... Oops. There we go, Kaftan just crossed it. (There's always one.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oooh, Im in top form tonight baby! Yeah!! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Why do you people always end up talking about bukkake, you're obsessed with bukkake ffs! DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Well, if we're talking Bukkake, maybe we're looking at a stuffed crust? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> D OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Why do you people always end up talking about bukkake, you're obsessed with bukkake ffs! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What can I say? We like Bukkake! In Nagasaki we go spunky for your love! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 What can I say?We like Bukkake! In Nagasaki we go spunky for your love! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As funny as that was (brilliant ice skating moment), this sort of conversation will only turn off the female contributors to the forum ... makng all those geek stereotypes even truer that they ought to be ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Thanks Reveilled, I could use a good nightmare. (w00t) DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 its always reveilled thats starts talking about the bukkake or the furries. While maintaining that he is disgusted by them... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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