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What would you say when killing someone?

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You are on the way to destruction.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

HA HA HA HA ....


Fortune favors the bald.

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For Great Justice?


I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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The next stop for you: the Land of the Dead! :thumbsup:

 

Oh, wow... I sware, that was an accident. No, seriously, it was. What, where did you come from? What? No, I didn't kill this guy, I was trying to help him pull the thousands of poisonous needles from his intestinal tract. What? How did I know they were poisoned? Well... um... Oh, this really isn't what it looks like. Well, okay, I suppose it is...


Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Do you have to keep the two boxes (one of poison needles with a huge warning label, the other of acupuncture needles) so close together?

 

Yes... What does it mean? (in a foreign accent)


Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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"Can't get enough of that wonderful duff!"

 

"I told you to drink the beer!"

 

"Take the beer, and stuuf it right up you ass!"

 

"Thats what happens when you say MY music is crap!"

 

"WICKED CHILD!"

 

"Whoopsie!"

 

All I got for now

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-"echani handmaiden you dissapoint me. Master Atris holds you in such high esteem, /block surely you can do b8r" /knockout . OH You're dead...silly bug :">

 

-"You WERE threatning me Master Jedi..." >_<

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Come on guys!  You missed one....

 

"Sorry about the mess." *flips credits to the bartender*

As difficult as it is to beat this one, how about:

 

"That's the last mistake you'll ever make"


OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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Die by the very weapons you adore !!!

 

Your destruction is the will of the force !!!

 

The Jedi code has prevailed again !!! Die devil !!!

 

What, don't anybody remember Privateer ?, those retros were a riot :)

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(stab through victim into the adjacent wall): "Stick around."

 

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

 

"Set sabers to Kill."

 

"Welcome to your doom!"

 

"All your Force are belong to us!"

 

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

 

"Hasta la vista, baby."

 

(Force Crush): "How about a lift?"

 

(Decapitation): "What a pain in the neck."

 

"Oooooooooo that's gotta hurt."

 

(Carbonite droid projector): "Chill out!"

 

"Resistance is futile."

 

"That's another one for me!"

 

"How'd you like that?"

 

"More where that came from!"

 

"You're no daisy."

 

"Come get some."

 

"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."

 

"Dodge this."

 

:)


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I'm your Huckleberry.

 

(After a fire/plasma/molten attack) "Let off some steam"

 

(To the crew back on the Hawk after pushing an opponent to their death down one of those convenient gaps; alternative dialogue for Darth Vader when updating the Emperor after the end of ESB) "I let him go."

 

:)"


OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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Or if i kill someone on a plane i would say to a passing trolley dolly:

 

He's dead tired.

:)

I think we have some McBain fans in the audience .... "Oh Maria, my powerful heart is breaking!..." :)


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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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