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I shall be your end punny one :(

 

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

 

(w00t) Aren't you ded yet? Oh well :p

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

:lol:

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Are you happy of being alive? If it's no, then it's your lucky day.If it's yes,then I suggest you to run like hell or you're going to like it a little less than before.

 

Don't worry,it won't hurt when I'll remove your head.You'll probably get unconscious by then after I will have severe your second arm and broke your legs of course.

 

I hope this time I won't get blood everywhere on my jacket.It's hard to wash you know.

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You : "Your honor what happend was this, this fellow had a little to much Juma juice and started running around with his lightsaber ignigtet"

 

The Jugde : "what happend then?"

 

You : "well you see...he kind of fell down on the blade ...err stabbed himself..you see ..er".

 

The Judge " He stabbed himself?"

 

You "yes i swear Your honor it was a accident...he stabbed himself...Fourteen times"

 

The Jugde " put him in the cell with the Big wookiee who likes to wear pink skirts".

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(Take chair and hit them with it.)

 

"Time to meet the 'chairman' of the board..."

 

"You wants the committee @sshole, then you best meet with the chair!"

 

"Anybody else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"

 

"Have a seat, b!tch."

 

"You've been sentenced to get the chair, motherf*cker!"

 

"There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!"

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Whenever my character hears "Muucho chaka paka", he goes Mace Windu on them:

 

"INTERGALACTIC BASIC MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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