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What would you say when killing someone?


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I could say a lot of things when someone dies.

 

Me =[Terrible echo effect]

Guy=[REAALY BAD VOICE ACTING!]

Me =[unintelligible]

Guy=[insert girlish scream here]

Me =GIMME YOUR MONEY!

Guy=ZING! *dies*

 

I could also say...

"LoL plz. U ar al we@k1ing2"

 

"Chicken in a basket!"

 

"Welcome to our spaceship..."

 

"Do you like sabers up ur @hole?"

 

"I've run out of death related puns!"

 

 

Thats all I got!

I'll bet ur all relieved.

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"Help me, help you"

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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You know when your dying I like you better.

 

 

I carry a little box that keeps saying I come in peace while cutting up my foes. :)

 

sith: You think I'm a mineless thug. But I'm senstive and caring and you probably like me if we meet in a bar.

 

Jedi: way are you attack me then

 

Sith: its not easy being a sith.

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*Big tuff Sith dude*:I used to think that nobody deserved to die...

 

*Pacifist Jedi loser guy*: Where the change of heart?

 

*Big tuff Sith dude*: I met you.

 

:lol:

 

That's old...

 

WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?!?!?!

Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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JC: "This is where you fall down."

 

(the last thing i want to think of when fighting someone are "witty" onliners that no one but me gets to hear anyway, but this one just had to be quoted for some reason...

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"Death in its rampage outraced you - no escape. Now your father and noble mother will never close your eyes in death - screaming vultures will claw them out of you, wings beating your corpse! But I, if I should die, my comrades-in-arms shall bury me in style!"

 

Niiiiiice, Jaguar, heh heh. One from the archives... What most people don't know is that any mobster who applied the cement shoes owes a debt to Homer, as Achilles cut down a poor Trojan named Lycaon in the Illiad - and tossed his body into the Scamander River. :thumbsup:

 

 

"There - lie there! Make your bed with the fishes now, they'll dress your wound and lick it clean of blood - so much for your last rites! Nor will your mother lay your corpse on a bier and mourn her darling son - whirling Scamander will roll you down the sea's broad bosom! And many a fish, leaping up through the waves, breaking the cold ripples shivering dark will dart and bolt Lycaon's glistening fat!

 

Die Trojans, die! Till I butcher all the way to sacred Troy - run headlong on, I'll hack you from behind! Nothing can save you now...."

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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