DarthWeevil Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 'And THATS for picking me last in the football team at school!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Satasn Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Vader: No luke, IM your father! Luke: nooooooooooooo thats impossible! Vader: on second thought, you whine like a pansy...I disown you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMole Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "A Bloody Masterpiece, no pun intended." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Surrender! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "..." “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tarondor Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 *Light-Sided hero enters Lord Tarondor's Throne Room, the final level of a six hundred hour game* Light-Sided Hero> *walks up to 'usual' last dialogue triggering point* Darth Tarondor> *stands up* Light-Sided Hero> *stares pointedly, waiting for dialogue to begin* Darth Tarondor> *tilts head to side, waits a moment, steps forward draws lightsaber and stabs Light-Sided hero in the abdomen* Light-Sided Hero> *reels back and coughs* WTF?!?! Darth Tarondor> I've played all the games and watched all the movies in which a 'Final Meeting' takes place between good and evil and I've deduced that the cryptic philosophical bull**** imparted in the ending scene that allows time for you to strategise an effective manner in which to despose of me does not bode well for us villians -- to be blunt: I decided to **** your **** up before you could mine this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "Don't underestimate the Power of my Lightsaber..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthWeevil Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 There's a passage I got memorized Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mnmnfckmr before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. lightsaber here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, 'Jedi'. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. Yeah Ok its not a one-liner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Yeah, while you are saying it your foe would have already lobbed off your kneecaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Thanks for the name Hades_One, I forgewt it. Anyway, a quote from Foamy the Squirrel. "You will all feel the wrath of my nuts! I swear!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Foamy? "You shall feel my squirrelly wrath!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthWeevil Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Foamy? "You shall feel my squirrelly wrath!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Squirrelly? 'I Leave you to your Moosey Fate!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 For the extremely cheesy moments: "Time to die!" Or you could steal Juhani's copyrighted material: "I will be your doom!" For the sick and twisted: "I shall enjoy your final scream." When killing a Jedi: "Oh stop telling me to have a heart. [Pause] Alright, I'll have a heart, but I'll take yours." When killing a merc: "[Force Persuade] Get those credits off your mind and into my hand. [Recieve credits] Good, now die." "Whick color saber would you like sticking out of you? Dark red or red-red?" Victim: "...I shall not fall to the power of the dark side." You: "That's what all the Sith Lords say... except that one time...." Victim: [Looks clueless] You: "Forget it." [stabs Victim] Yes, I know they suck since I'm not much of a death-threatener writer... Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthWeevil Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I am rubber you are glue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "I shall enjoy seeing you wither when you scream through the throes of death! Mwahhaaaaaa!!!" No, not really. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Sion to Kreia,after he cut her arm:Need a HAND,Kreia?Hahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 You shouldn't of stolen my waffle-sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 There's a passage I got memorized Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mnmnfckmr before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. lightsaber here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, 'Jedi'. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. Yeah Ok its not a one-liner <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Directly from pulp fiction, great line Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "I got you sucka!" "Who's the MASTER!" "Keep the change, you filthy animal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terranova Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I like the Dialogue option you get when enter the Bumani Exchange Corp's office to kill Loppak Slusk . "You, Dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMole Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Thanks Mace Windu Theatre (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 "Death in its rampage outraced you - no escape. Now your father and noble mother will never close your eyes in death - screaming vultures will claw them out of you, wings beating your corpse! But I, if I should die, my comrades-in-arms shall bury me in style!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabise Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Mine is bigger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 ''Lord Malak was most displeased when he learned you had escaped taris alive!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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