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Kaftan Barlast

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Today is "long friday" and Sweden is in a state of collective disinterest.

 

 

 

Ingmar Bergman speaks on the radio and they show "The Passion of Christ" on payperview.

 

 

 

yay.

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I'm working today for like fifty bux an hour. Gotta keep the cauliflower and cabbage full. Another two hours when I get back from lunch and then its time for some holidayz. Lunch with the folks on Sunday. Is today the day you're not supposed to eat meat or something like that?

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And happy Ostra to all the Pagans out there as well :)

 

(After all you christians did steal this holiday from us :p )

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Some old pagan tradition propably, though catholics christianized it by saying that Mary gave the first roman pope/bishop/christian centurion a painted egg which, if I remember correctly, symbolised life and all that jazz.

 

And I agree with Kaftan and kirottu.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Which came first the messiah or the egg?

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Dinosaurs

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I have a friend who's a jehovas witness.. we get along fine except if you mention evolution

 

 

-Hey, about religion and god made the world 5000 years ago in seven days and so on..

-Yeah, what?

-Dinosaurs, man.

-STFU.

-Pwnd!

 

 

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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^^ same here, I've had several conversations along those lines. We are best mates just as long as the topic "religion" doesn't show up...

 

Anyway, happy easter everyone, dont eat to many eggs.

 

btw, kaftan, do recognize some starwars gangsta rap in your "location"? :(

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You are correct.

 

 

 

 

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se

(new and improved version)

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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What is a "Pagan"?

 

 

Its like a hippie but they arent vegetarians..

 

 

Today I ate 3 eggs and they're showing RotJ on TV

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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The whole point of Easter was to take over a Pagan holiday, like all other Christian Holidays. Hell, the very way they determine when Easter is going to be is based is Pagan. Christianity doesn't have holidays. They steal them from other religions and cultures, therefore fake.

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Do you mean Easter Eggs and stuff like that which were taken from the pagan festivities and brought into the holyday by the church? Here in Romania there was no Easter Bunny prior to 1989 and the only Easter eggs were,and still are now, real eggs painted red(or in other colors depending on the region).Unfortunately these things were brought into the holyday in the last decade especially in urban areas.

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