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What's your Star Wars fantasy?  

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  1. 1. What's your Star Wars fantasy?

    • Leia Organa - golden bikini
      5
    • Queen Amidala & her royal handmaidens
      5
    • Anakin Skywalker - shirtless
      0
    • Aayla Secura the Jedi Twi'lek
      5
    • ANY Twi'lek
      1
    • Bastila Shan and/or Carth Onasi from KOTOR1
      20
    • Brianna/Visas/Mira/Atton/Bao-Dur from KOTOR2
      12
    • Darth Vader - force choke
      1
    • Emperor Palpatine - force lightning
      6
    • This poll is disturbing and/or offensive to me!
      4


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And where's Jaina (hot, young, angry chick from NJO)?

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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Emperor Palpatine - force lightning

 

 

 

You mean in a sort of kinky, BDSM sort of way?

 

 

-Zap me with your lightning, palpy! OOhh! Again! Aaaaaahhh, oh that is so good! Crank it up, more ampere!! Iiihhh ohhh!

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I've always wanted to to the Darth Vader force choke on anyone that decides to take the ****.

 

"I find your like of respect annoying!"

 

P.S. I've had a couple of fantasies about BS!

(That's Bastila Shan ladies and gentlemen. Not that other thing from bull's bottoms)

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And where's Jaina (hot, young, angry chick from NJO)?

Umm...who? :huh:

 

I did kinda run out of room, what with 10 choice maximum. :(

 

[shocked] :devil:;););):devil::blink::ermm:;):o>_<>_<>_<

 

Topaz you almost killed me! Watch out what are you saying man! :'(

 

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This is Jaina (19 years old daughter of Leia) :cool: :

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HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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And where's Jaina (hot, young, angry chick from NJO)?

Umm...who? :huh:

 

I did kinda run out of room, what with 10 choice maximum. :(

 

[shocked] :p:)>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<>_<

 

Topaz you almost killed me! Watch out what are you saying man! :'(

 

complete info here

 

This is Jaina (19 years old daughter of Leia) :cool: :

 

First Amidala's "lesbo-servants" now the Queen's future granddaughter? You're one dirty man..... :p:-"

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