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'Of more concern to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is Rock's language, which can veer toward the profane. The show has been slapped with the now-standard five-second delay to prevent any unfortunate words or antics from getting on the air.' ^_^

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/...ight/index.html

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'Of more concern to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is Rock's language, which can veer toward the profane. The show has been slapped with the now-standard five-second delay to prevent any unfortunate words or antics from getting on the air.'  ^_^

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/...ight/index.html

 

well deserved oscar to morgan freeman.

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how can anyone take the Oscar award serious? it like one big family giving awards to their own .. not judging quality!

 

but hey, I guess that just my opinion .. just thought I would voice it! each are entitled to their own ..

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well deserved oscar to morgan freeman.

 

 

Like hell it is. The guy's hasnt played any other part than himself for 30 years. A symptom all too common in Hollywood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and Chris Rock is funny for about 10 seconds before the routine gets old.

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well deserved oscar to morgan freeman.

 

 

Like hell it is. The guy's hasnt played any other part than himself for 30 years. A symptom all too common in Hollywood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and Chris Rock is funny for about 10 seconds before the routine gets old.

 

you know morgan freeman? that's soooo cool; i mean, how else could you know he is playing "himself"...?

 

 

btw, i like morgan freeman. a good actor and he sticks to what he know. old and grumpy, but he does it well.

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million dollar baby is a great movie. swank, clint and freeman all deserved their statues...

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I know you know whats meant by playing himself. Essentially he has one character, one role that is his "screenface" and he puts it on when filming. The differances he makes in his screenface when switching from on role to another in minimal at best.

 

A great actor, in the true sense of the word, is one like Marlon Brando or Toshiro Mifune or even Sean Penn. An actor who actually plays different roles and completely alters himself to play the role.

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I know you know whats meant by playing himself. Essentially he has one character, one role that is his "screenface" and he puts it on when filming. The differances he makes in his screenface when switching from on role to another in minimal at best.

 

A great actor, in the true sense of the word, is one like Marlon Brando or Toshiro Mifune or even Sean Penn. An actor who actually plays different roles and completely alters himself to play the role.

 

well, too bad it really doesn't matter. the oscar is awarded to actors based on their performance in a single film; not their entire career and i thought morgan freeman was very good in million dollar baby...

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The MTV Movie Awards are the only good awards show. It may not have any credibility, but at least its entertaining.

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It would be fun to see the raspberry awards. I heard Halle Berry made a speech there, surprising. I thought every hollywood star had a clausule in their contract not to speak negatively about the film during the PR period.

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I still can't believe after Halle Berry got an Oscar anyone could take it seriously. Don't get me wrong that scene in Monster's Ball had my chin on the floor and everything, but I don't see how anyone could go on and watch the rest of the movie afterwards. Infact I can' remember anything afterwards.

 

More to the point Halle Berry should be banned from film after she couldn't handle playing Storm in X-Men. I guess she could do porno though

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Once again Volourn you just don't have a clue what you're talking about.

 

 

Don't let it get you down though, keep on keeping on and eventually we'll get to a topic about the least effective acne cream and you can offer an informed opinion

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Once again Volourn you just don't have a clue what you're talking about.

 

 

Don't let it get you down though, keep on keeping on and eventually we'll get to a topic about the least effective acne cream and you can offer an informed opinion

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"Owned."

 

I'm reporting you for condoning slavery. It's one thing to flame each other like Laozi and I did as that's cool; but supporting slavery in the year 2005? That's totally unacceptable.

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It would be fun to see the raspberry awards. I heard Halle Berry made a speech there, surprising. I thought every hollywood star had a clausule in their contract not to speak negatively about the film during the PR period.

 

She didn't speak bad about the film, she went off on how proud she was to be there and how when she made the movie she never thought she'd get such a prestigious award for it and such. Pretty much the same speech as for the oscars, - crying, + sarcasm. There have been very few people to accept a razzie in person, so I respect her for doing so.

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Yeah whatever.

 

 

 

but I cant understand this thing with Halle Berry, I dont find her talented or attractive in the least. she's too androgynous for my tastes.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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