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Things you wish a KOTOR2 character would say......

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Disiple: Is my nose brown?

Atton: YES! OH GOD, YES IT IS!

Disiple: Oh, I guess it's contaigous.

Atton: Huh!? (runs to find a mirror)


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Revan: Disciple you are gay

 

Disciple: No I am not

 

Female Exile: He is just metrosexual

 

Female Exile: {Force Persuade} Disciple is not Gay

 

Revan: Discilpe is Gay.............................NOT. Mind Tricks will not work on me, little girl.

 

Female Exile: Really

 

Revan: Yes really.

 

Female Exile: oh

 

Revan: {Force Persuade} You will come with me to my room

 

Female Exile: {Success} I will come with you to your room

 

Revan: good

 

 

30 Min.

 

Revan: That was Good

 

Female Exile: Yes it was

 

Disciple{Crying}: Why Exile Why With him

 

Female Exile: Well he just showed me the true meaning of the Force.

 

Disciple: Really

 

Female Exile: Yes really. btw Disciple you are such a nerd.

 

Revan(laughing): I do know why she calls you metrosexual.

 

Disciple(with a dumbass stare): What did you say?????????

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"No nevermind, I don't know why I had the sudden urge to interupt you and bring the game to a screeching halt."

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Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?"

 

Evil Exile: "Talk to the hand!"

 

:-

 

Or something like how Dr. Evil responds to his son's rantings.

 

p.s. That's it :D , Alanschu.

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I'd just like to be able to respond to one of Kreia's stories with, "I hate you, old woman," ala Jolee in K1.

Hahaha! Yes, that would've been awesome. Just once, for laughs.

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Exile: Can I ask you a question?

 

Handmaiden: You may ask.

 

Exile: Why are you called the Handmaidens?

 

Handmaiden: Come closer and you'll find out.  :luck:

*drool* I knew someone was gonna do a crack about her name. (w00t)

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Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?"

 

Evil Exile: "Talk to the hand!"

:luck: !!

 

To that i would have loved to have just said Yes.

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Kreia: Are Psychotic urges all that Drives you?/

 

Revan(DS): Humm Yes

 

Exile(DS): **** that was my line

 

Revan(DS): SO what if it, (punches Exile)

 

Darth Sion: I have (edit for content) to the Jedi

 

Darth Revan: Eww pervet

 

 

Darth Sion: why did you call me a pervet? and where is the Jedi

 

 

Darth Revan: What Jedi? there are only Sith here. Also you said (edit for content) which makes you a pervet.

 

Darth Sion: You are a worm. I will make you suffer.

 

Darth Revan: So this worm is very "important". Do you dont know the power of the Dark?

 

Darth Sion: Come On Bitch.

 

Darth Revan: Back at you,

 

Darth Revan force chokes Darth Sion and tortures him and disfigures him.

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I'd just like to be able to respond to one of Kreia's stories with, "I hate you, old woman," ala Jolee in K1.

Hahaha! Yes, that would've been awesome. Just once, for laughs.

 

But then again, Kreia just would have said something like "Ah, yes, your hatred can help you to fuel your powers and distance yourself from others." or something like that. :p" I would have preferred something like "You useless old hag, get the hell off my ship! [release airlock]." :D :thumbsup:

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[Exile just helps an old lady across the street].

Kreia: Why have you helped that woman? She needs to deal with her own problems and learn from her mistakes.

Exile: What?!

 

[a few days later, Exile notices another old lady on the same street and just walks by and she dies by getting hit by a car]

Kreia: Why didn't you help that woman?! You gain power and they are weakened.

Exile: Just make up your mind!


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A little more Jolee flashback humor...

 

Exile: I think the term is "pulling a Bindo."

Handmaiden: I don't understand.

Exile: Well, let me tell you a story...

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^ adding to above.

 

Exile: Well aren't you the Telos Security Force?!!!


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Random HK-50 confronting female Exile: "Query: Are you Sarah Conner?"

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Kreia: [talking abot the Korriban tombs] And this is Naga Sadow's tomb where...

Exile: [interrupting] Hey, I heard Osama's in here!


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Sort of inspired by what Darth Spock said...

 

Kreia: And here you'll see the famous tomb of Naga Sadow, tomb of one of the greatest Sith Lords! Be sure to observe the fascinating runes on the pillars, and the ancient doorways used in the time of the ancient Sith! Pictures of the insides can be purchased at a local Kiosk, and for you're fancy we are also hosting a tour of the old Sith academy this afternoon!

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