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Things you wish a KOTOR2 character would say......


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Kreia: It's just a jump to the left...........

 

Close... but really I think the whole crew should stip down, dress up and do the Time Warp.

 

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,

Let's do the Time Warp again!

 

Heheh, the more that I think about it, the more hilarious it would be. :D

 

Unfortunately, the Disciple looks most like "Rocky Horror," but he does at least have that whole stalker thing down...

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Mandalore: "Has anyone seen my pyjamas?"

 

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G0-T0: "Err... Goto is taking a dump at the moment... If you have any important information regarding the fate of the galaxy, please leave a message after the BEEP"

 

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Jawa: "UTINI!"

(Translation: Who the F**K brought the rusty robot on boaaaaaarghh...)

 

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Bao Dur: "That's no remote... it is a SPACE STATION!"

 

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HK-47 (Talking to his travel agent): "Statement: I'm interested in the Endor-Safari described in your brochure. Query: Do you know the average running speed of those adorable furry cretaures on the front cover?"

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Exile (to Handmaiden): "Sorry for the mess!"

 

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Exile (to Visas): "Look at the size of that thing!"

 

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Exile, blaster in hand (to GO-TO's remains): "Boring conversation anyway."

 

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GO-TO (to T3): "I am your father!"

 

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Visas (to Darth Nihilus):"I find your lack of face disturbing"

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Darth Sion: "OK, you jokers! Who has hidden my sewing kit?"

 

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Kreia: "Oh GOD! Damn those piiiles!"

 

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Mandalore: "Seriously, guys! I swear I didn't steal that family-pack of catheter bags from the nursing home!"

 

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Atton (to his psychologist, good old Exile): "(Sob)...And that was the fifth time I was disqualified from the Han Solo look-alike competition!"

 

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Exile (to Handmaiden): "Wait a minute... you just wrestled me naked for three consecutive hours, promised to desert Atris and follow me wherever I go and now you won't even give me your bloody name??!"

 

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Kreia (to Vogga): "Good evening. Could I interest you in one carbonite-frozen pilot by any chance?"

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T3 (to Exile): "Bwip Bwob-wob BIIIIIIIIUUUUU! Gnig-gnag!"

Translation:" What the... You are just making this up, pal! You don't understand anything I'm saying! So, for god's sake, don't put any words into my mouth, you pretentious moron!"

 

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HK-47 (taking a shower): "Do you beliiieve in life after love?"

 

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Mira: "How do you like my new jacket? Real Wookie-fur!"

 

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T3 (performing routine maintenance on the Ebon Hawk's navigation computer):

"bwib- bwib- Bwib. BWIB- BWIIIB . BWUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!"

 

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Kreia (living happily ever after as a tour guide on Korriban): "So much for the tomb of Naga Sadow. There will be opportunities to buy snacks and souvenirs later on, so please don't give any money to the natives. Now: If you'd like to follow me to the tomb of Ajunta Pal, the next stop on our tour? Oh: And please be careful not to touch any of the corpses, thank you very much."

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Exile [to Visas]: "I see, I see, what you can't see"

 

Exile [to Hanharr]: "I am expecting (enter name here) on the Hawk now, so can you lie down at the entrance"

 

Enemy [to Atton]: "Why won't you DIE??"

 

Exile [to Hanharr]: "No, just came staring at the freak" (remember KOTOR?)

 

Exile to HK-47 [Nihilus]: "What is he saying?"

HK: "There is a 98 percent change he wants to be blasted

Exile: "And the other 2%?"

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GO-TO: "What do you think you're doing, Exile? Daaaaisy , Daaiiiiseeeeeeee....*"

 

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Darth Sion: "Damn air conditioning! Plays havoc with delicate skin. Where is that beauty creme when you need it?"

 

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Visas (to Darth Nihilus): "Really, master, you are making great progress with your ventriloquism... but could you please repeat that last order in proper language?"

 

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Darth Nihilus (for Snickers): "Hunger: Don't let it happen to you!"

 

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Silver Surfer (to Visas): "Tell me about it. Me and Galactus, we had the same problem...."

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Funny stuff going on...

 

Exile to Visas: Ummm... Exactly how did your Master hurt you again? (I've always wanted to know... :ph34r: )

Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Carth (to Atton): What! You here, little bro'?"

 

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Darth Vader (to Darth Nihilus): "I didn't want to say anything in front of the troops, but you really need to get your voice box adjusted, comrade."

 

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Mira (to Exile): "Before I make out with you, old man, I would rather kiss a Wookie!"

 

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Lonna Vash: "I love it when a plan comes together"

 

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Young Darth Sidious (to Darth Treya) "But mom! I don't want to eat my spinach!"

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