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I don't need sexual innuendo from the game. I would prefer a few more "Star Wars" lines. They did include someone saying, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

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Atton (right after being trained as a Jedi. Boards Ebon Hawk. Acts as though looking for someone.): **sing-song voice** Oh, Miiicaaal... Where aaaare youuuuu? (Pulls out lightsaber, begins heading to Medical room.) I have something to shoooow youuuu.... **laughs**

 

Mical: Uh, Atton.... What are you...? AH! Exile! Help me!

 

(Exile passes down hall at that moment. Surveys what is about to happen.)

 

Exile: Hmmm... I thought I heard something.... Must be going crazy... **shakes head, as if clearing thoughts** I guess I'll go practice meditating with Kreia on the other side of the ship ... Oh! Hello Atton!

 

(continues towards Kreia's room) (Disciple looks after her helplessly) (Atton grins, rubs hands together maliciously.)

 

(Screen fades to black)

 

(High pitched scream.)

 

(Screen focuses on Med Lab. Disciple no where to be seen. Atton is whistling, acting innocent.) :lol:" :wub:

 

:ninja: that would make me happy... :D

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carth [when he meets exile on telos]: if you see revan just tell him that admiral onasi is doing his orders.... and the pizzas should be there in 30 minets. :blink: lol (w00t)

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atton (when seeing male exile for the first time): hey sexy, hows it going (w00t)

 

*hides from atton fangirls* :ph34r:


when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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atton (when seeing male exile for the first time): hey sexy, hows it going  (w00t)

 

*hides from atton fangirls*  :ph34r:

 

Atton just begging to be left on Peragus.


I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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I would have liked to see a bit more sarcasm from him. We has very talkative, and pretty entertaining on Peragus, and he didn't get enough dialogue down the stretch.

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Dark Jedi Robe: 100 credits.

 

Red lightsaber: 350 credits.

 

Bribing people to acquire more political power: 65.000 credits.

 

A battle-ready Sith starfleet: 450.000.000.000 credits.

 

Standing on a command deck with wrinkly skin and yellow eyes ruling the galaxy: Priceless.


^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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Mira: I'm the head of this little pack, and I say I get the Exile.

Handmaiden: He's mine. We have fought. Thats like raw sex to an Echani.

Visas: Big deal. We have looked upon each other.

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha

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Atton: i am going to look at you when we talk on the ship from now on not just stand up.....

 

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handmaiden: attris says that you are more powerfull than she is

 

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Kreia: i am leaveing you now and my friend jolie Bindol is taking my place...YEAH

 

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Visa: why did my name have to be a credit card company....

 

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mandalor: i hope these tubs in front of my mouth don't get cut or broken, there my air suply, even thou i can still get poisened....

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at peragus

 

Exile taking the stuff from the dead body

 

Kriea: find your stuff amoung the dead

Exile: it's cheaper @ss ho**

Kriea: don't mess with a sith lord!

Exile: so

Kriea: what do you mean "so"

Exile: i bought the stratagy guide with the game

kriea: ****

Exile: thats right

 

later at malachor 5 for the last time

 

Exile: wanna fight

Kriea: me?

Exile: nah the stupid droid

Kriea: ok lets fight

Exile: lets make a bet

Kriea: huh?

Exile: if i win you have to use the force to get handmadien and visas to run around naked

Kriea: and if i win?

Exile: ...

Kriea: what?

Exile: if you win ... i'll just load the game up and fight you again

Kriea: lets just fight

 

Later at duxn

 

Exile: see aton i knew id get them to do it

Aton: pass me a beer

Exile:...

Aton: bastered! GET ME A BEER!

Exile: wanna fight

Aton:...

Exile: if i win you have to get naked with kriea

Aton: and if i win

Exile: come on.

Aton: what

Exile: i bet remote could beat you.

Aton: wanna make a bet

 

Later at iziz

 

Exile running throught iziz naked

 

Aton: hahaha

Visas: i bet your to wuss to go and streak too

Aton: wanna bet

Visas: if you don't you spend a night streaking with kriea streaking

Aton: uhh

 

That night at the ebon hawk

 

Exile: can't look to ugly

Visas: yeah lets just go have sex

Exile: we can take a room

 

sudenly the game crashes down

 

owner of the X-BOX

 

MOTHER ******

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at peragus

 

Exile taking the stuff from the dead body

 

Kriea: find your stuff amoung the dead

Exile: it's cheaper @ss ho**

Kriea: don't mess with a sith lord!

Exile: so

Kriea: what do you mean "so"

Exile: i bought the stratagy guide with the game

kriea: ****

Exile: thats right

 

later at malachor 5 for the last time

 

Exile: wanna fight

Kriea: me?

Exile: nah the stupid droid

Kriea: ok lets fight

Exile: lets make a bet

Kriea: huh?

Exile: if i win you have to use the force to get handmadien and visas to run around naked

Kriea: and if i win?

Exile: ...

Kriea:  what?

Exile: if you win ... i'll just load the game up and fight you again

Kriea: lets just fight

 

Later at duxn

 

Exile: see aton i knew id get them to do it

Aton: pass me a beer

Exile:...

Aton: bastered! GET ME A BEER!

Exile: wanna fight

Aton:...

Exile: if i win you have to get naked with kriea

Aton: and if i win

Exile: come on.

Aton: what

Exile: i bet remote could beat you.

Aton: wanna make a bet

 

Later at iziz

 

Exile running throught iziz naked

 

Aton: hahaha

Visas: i bet your to wuss to go and streak too

Aton: wanna bet

Visas: if you don't  you spend a night streaking with kriea streaking

Aton: uhh

 

That night at the ebon hawk

 

Exile: can't look to ugly

Visas: yeah lets just go have sex

Exile: we can take a room

 

sudenly the game crashes down

 

owner of the X-BOX

 

MOTHER ******

very funny (w00t) ,can you do one of Mira? PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE :lol:

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kreia: exile when will you learn i will never give you a straight answer so stop talking to me....

 

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atton: i havn't said anything thats not pazzak related since peragus....

 

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HK: meatbags rock....

 

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GOTO: i am really just a droid, there is no man named GOTO he's just a fake holigram..... seriously who would name there kid GOTO lol.....

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Careful jaguars4ever, you are encouraging me to write more lame copy and paste geek humor. This one is for K1, though.

 

(Malak, having told that revan has defeated the Star Forge's droids, startes into space, musing.)

Officer: My lord!

Malak (Making a decision): Take off every 'sith'!!

Malak: You know what you doing.

Malak: Move 'sith'.

Malak: For great justice.

 

I think the HK-50's would be much more sinister if they had the Push-robot AI as their main assassination protocol. Imagine conversation like this while trying to contact Atton at Peragus:

Exile - Hello! Are you there?

HK-50 - Answer: Hello. PAK CHOOIE UNF

Exile - Where is my friend, droid?

HK-50 - Statement: He cannot use commlink now. He has gone down the turbolift.

Exile - Nonono! Is he alright, droid?

HK-50 - Answer: I am not a droid of that type to examine.

HK-50 - Query: Do you have a turbolift at your location?

Exile - noo, you cannot come here go away droid, you are scaring me

HK-50 - Request: Please tell me where you are so I may -> I may come and help you.

 

Heh, I doubt that many people recognise that Space Robot Bonanza reference.

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On eben hawk

 

Exile: mira

Mira: what

Exile i hate green

Mira:...

Exile: so

Mira: you want my to wear some red

Exile:...

Mira: what

Exile: lose it

Mira: what

Exile: damn

Mira: what

Exile: i got DS points

Mira: yessss.

Exile: wait

Mira:...

Exile: i already got you

Mira: grr

Exile: noooo

Mira: what

Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar

Mira: wanna make a bet

 

Duxn

 

Exile: i hate making bets

Aton: why

Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest

handmadien: those are difrent

Visas: yeah shes a girl

Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off?

Exile: no shes a girl and that is her-

T3 m4:beep bo bep weep

Exile: Yeah girls don't have them

Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship

Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl

Kriea: die *pulls light saber*

Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber

Aton: go Hk

Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die

Aton: kill me please

Hk 47: agrement

GoTo:buzzz beep

Exile what!

Aton what did it say

GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough

Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli

Mandalore: ...

Exile: i think he is

Aton: dead.......... yesssssss

Exile: he was my anti-drug

Mira: really

Exile: please sex is way beter

Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex

Exile: wanna see

Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok!

 

Later on the ebon hawk

 

Mira: that was fun

Exile: totaly

Mira: it's better when you don't smoke

Exile: your my anti drug

Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex?

Exile: never watch us have sex again

Mira: yeah

Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?"

Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton

 

on iziz

 

Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME

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Exile: Kreia

Kreia: what

Exile: get off

Kreia: what?

Exile: I don't like you, you cryptic and evil Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Kreia: but

Exile: I don't care just get off and eat your jello.


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On eben hawk

 

Exile: mira

Mira: what

Exile i hate green

Mira:...

Exile: so

Mira: you want my to wear some red

Exile:...

Mira: what

Exile: lose it

Mira: what

Exile: damn

Mira: what

Exile: i got DS points

Mira: yessss.

Exile: wait

Mira:...

Exile: i already got you

Mira: grr

Exile: noooo

Mira: what

Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar

Mira: wanna make a bet

 

Duxn

 

Exile: i hate making bets

Aton: why

Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest

handmadien: those are difrent

Visas: yeah shes a girl

Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off?

Exile: no shes a girl and that is her-

T3 m4:beep bo bep weep

Exile: Yeah girls don't have them

Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship

Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl

Kriea: die *pulls light saber*

Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber

Aton: go Hk

Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die

Aton: kill me please

Hk 47: agrement

GoTo:buzzz beep

Exile what!

Aton what did it say

GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough

Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli

Mandalore: ...

Exile: i think he is

Aton: dead.......... yesssssss

Exile: he was my anti-drug

Mira: really

Exile: please sex is way beter

Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex

Exile: wanna see

Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok!

 

Later on the ebon hawk

 

Mira: that was fun

Exile: totaly

Mira: it's better when you don't smoke

Exile: your my anti drug

Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex?

Exile: never watch us have sex again

Mira: yeah

Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?"

Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton

 

on iziz

 

Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME

thanks, Datrh T, i love it especially the hk line about his vibrator function, pure genius (w00t) :lol: :D :) .

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Dev:And God Said Where the hell is Revan, and there was Revan

Dev:And God Said Let their be plots that work and party member quests

Revan: Plot's, quests?

Dev: Yes the plot's and quests

HK:i mention a droid factory but i never go their

Kreia: and i have to do a halfassed job tying everything else up

Revan:WHY MEEEEEEE

Dev: because you were so succesful before we thought you could do it again.

 

 

 

Kudo's to figure out where i got the basis for this :devil:


Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Dev:And God Said Where the hell is Revan, and there was Revan

Dev:And God Said Let their be plots that work and party member quests

Revan: Plot's, quests?

Dev: Yes the plot's and quests

HK:i mention a droid factory but i never go their

Kreia: and i have to do a halfassed job tying everything else up

Revan:WHY MEEEEEEE

Dev: because you were so succesful before we thought you could do it again.

 

 

 

Kudo's to figure out where i got the basis for this  :devil:

 

i've got to ask calax.... who is dev lol

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