Calax Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Disiple: Is my nose brown? Atton: YES! OH GOD, YES IT IS! Disiple: Oh, I guess it's contaigous. Atton: Huh!? (runs to find a mirror) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Revan: Disciple you are gay Disciple: No I am not Female Exile: He is just metrosexual Female Exile: {Force Persuade} Disciple is not Gay Revan: Discilpe is Gay.............................NOT. Mind Tricks will not work on me, little girl. Female Exile: Really Revan: Yes really. Female Exile: oh Revan: {Force Persuade} You will come with me to my room Female Exile: {Success} I will come with you to your room Revan: good 30 Min. Revan: That was Good Female Exile: Yes it was Disciple{Crying}: Why Exile Why With him Female Exile: Well he just showed me the true meaning of the Force. Disciple: Really Female Exile: Yes really. btw Disciple you are such a nerd. Revan(laughing): I do know why she calls you metrosexual. Disciple(with a dumbass stare): What did you say????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Brianna : "Hump me big boy" followed by a hot sexy scripted scene ... Well not really <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn you LA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 A thread that is a horrifying testament to the wierd sexual fantasies people have towards video game characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 A thread that is a horrifying testament to the wierd sexual fantasies people have towards video game characters <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizz Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 "No nevermind, I don't know why I had the sudden urge to interupt you and bring the game to a screeching halt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?" Evil Exile: "Talk to the hand!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iseo Tiakan Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I'd just like to be able to respond to one of Kreia's stories with, "I hate you, old woman," ala Jolee in K1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 A thread that is a horrifying testament to the wierd sexual fantasies people have towards video game characters <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm joking <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wasn't just you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?" Evil Exile: "Talk to the hand!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or something like how Dr. Evil responds to his son's rantings. p.s. That's it :D , Alanschu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Shhhh....shhhh ....shhhh shhh shhh shshhs shh That's a preemptive 'shhh' I just want you to know that I have a whole bag of 'shhh' with your name on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I'd just like to be able to respond to one of Kreia's stories with, "I hate you, old woman," ala Jolee in K1. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahaha! Yes, that would've been awesome. Just once, for laughs. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Exile: Can I ask you a question? Handmaiden: You may ask. Exile: Why are you called the Handmaidens? Handmaiden: Come closer and you'll find out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *drool* I knew someone was gonna do a crack about her name. (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?" Evil Exile: "Talk to the hand!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> !! To that i would have loved to have just said Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Kreia: Are Psychotic urges all that Drives you?/ Revan(DS): Humm Yes Exile(DS): **** that was my line Revan(DS): SO what if it, (punches Exile) Darth Sion: I have (edit for content) to the Jedi Darth Revan: Eww pervet Darth Sion: why did you call me a pervet? and where is the Jedi Darth Revan: What Jedi? there are only Sith here. Also you said (edit for content) which makes you a pervet. Darth Sion: You are a worm. I will make you suffer. Darth Revan: So this worm is very "important". Do you dont know the power of the Dark? Darth Sion: Come On Bitch. Darth Revan: Back at you, Darth Revan force chokes Darth Sion and tortures him and disfigures him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I'd just like to be able to respond to one of Kreia's stories with, "I hate you, old woman," ala Jolee in K1. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahaha! Yes, that would've been awesome. Just once, for laughs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then again, Kreia just would have said something like "Ah, yes, your hatred can help you to fuel your powers and distance yourself from others." or something like that. " I would have preferred something like "You useless old hag, get the hell off my ship! [release airlock]." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 [Exile just helps an old lady across the street]. Kreia: Why have you helped that woman? She needs to deal with her own problems and learn from her mistakes. Exile: What?! [a few days later, Exile notices another old lady on the same street and just walks by and she dies by getting hit by a car] Kreia: Why didn't you help that woman?! You gain power and they are weakened. Exile: Just make up your mind! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Or an alternate to the above: Kreia: "Are psychotic urges all that drives you?" [Exile punches her out] Exile: "Does that answer your question?" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iseo Tiakan Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 A little more Jolee flashback humor... Exile: I think the term is "pulling a Bindo." Handmaiden: I don't understand. Exile: Well, let me tell you a story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 TSF droid: "I'm sorry to inform you that your ship, the Ebon Hawk, has been stolen. I'm afraid there is nothing else I can do..." Exile: "I want that ship - not excuses!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 ^ adding to above. Exile: Well aren't you the Telos Security Force?!!! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohma Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Random HK-50 confronting female Exile: "Query: Are you Sarah Conner?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Kreia: [talking abot the Korriban tombs] And this is Naga Sadow's tomb where... Exile: [interrupting] Hey, I heard Osama's in here! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Sort of inspired by what Darth Spock said... Kreia: And here you'll see the famous tomb of Naga Sadow, tomb of one of the greatest Sith Lords! Be sure to observe the fascinating runes on the pillars, and the ancient doorways used in the time of the ancient Sith! Pictures of the insides can be purchased at a local Kiosk, and for you're fancy we are also hosting a tour of the old Sith academy this afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Random HK-50 confronting female Exile: "Query: Are you Sarah Conner?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROTFL Gold! Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts