TentamusDarkblade Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Sign here! Since the last thread got derailed over gender confusion, I'm starting this new thread. Please keep posts to the horrors that are Uwe Boll's movies are and his utter failures as a director and a human being. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Could you make a good movie from a computer game anyway... It's kinda funny really because Ocean used to make really bad games based on movies. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 there you have my vote .. happy!? (oh and sorry for derailing the other post) Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Voted... Though I haven This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 up to 245 signatures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Add a 0 and you have the budget for his next movie. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Radnor Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 If he's so bad, why do produces keep giving him more movies to direct? Weird considering that his movies tanked on rottentomatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 because they are making money .. I don't think producers care if the movie is rated as the baddest one ever made if they made a hefty profit .. and as long as he is providing profit they give him licences .. <_< ergo everyone stop seeing his films! stop renting them, stop even looking at their posters or pictures .. and spend every waking hour cursing them in public! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 If he's so bad, why do produces keep giving him more movies to direct? Weird considering that his movies tanked on rottentomatoes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The general belief is that he's an amazingly charismatic guy and is a better dealmaker than most businessmen. He should be a producer, not a director. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> only if you've also posted links to it on every other forum you visit (unless this is the only one, then you need to go out and link it to new and exciting forums) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Uwe Boll is an evil only matched by Paul "We Suck" Anderson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ? I'd rather that you did not ... your post could be interpreted as intentionally trying to 'stir the pot' so to speak ... and I am sure that's not what you meant to do The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd rather that you did not ... your post could be interpreted as intentionally trying to 'stir the pot' so to speak ... and I am sure that's not what you meant to do <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ? I'd rather that you did not ... your post could be interpreted as intentionally trying to 'stir the pot' so to speak ... and I am sure that's not what you meant to do Me ? Oh noooo.... I would never do that. I swear as true as my name is Gorth Just to stay on topic, I went and signed the petition again ;)" “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I signed. For Great Justice! Uwie should make a movie based on Zero Wing kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 up to 353 sigs now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 492 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Wow thats like half a Tuesday showings at your local theater for one of his "films" People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 someone hacked his website apparently. http://www.uweboll.com if its fixed before you read this, it just says "please stop making movies" EDIT: Turns out it wasn't his website. Someone just bought the domain and used it for this. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 I havent even seen any of his films or heard of the man so I have to be really proggressive in this... *continues to not see his films* DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 If he didn't make these bad movies someone else will. Every generation needs its Ed Wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 but we already have Paul Anderson...we sure don't need two Ed Woods this generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 If he didn't make these bad movies someone else will. Every generation needs its Ed Wood. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Plan 9 From Outerspace is one of the comedic masterpieces of alltime People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 have any of you seen - 'Manos' the Hands of Fate - 1966 ?? four of the actors invloved in the film comitted suicide the year it came out (all around the same time)! just to give you an idea of how bad this movie is.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.jpg.ce846aae50e732dc4985eb712252381f.jpg)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now