TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Please click on the link and sign the petition, this jackass needs to be stopped. sign here He already butchered House of the Dead and Alone in the dark, now he's preparing to butcher Bloodrayne, Far Cry, and Hunter the reckoning. He must be stopped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 ::yawn:: People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 ::yawn:: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> come on Laozi...think of it as your chance to kick Uwe Boll in the nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phosphor Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 If you don't like someone's movies, don't go see them. The movie studios must like what he does with the franchises they license, since they keep giving directorship over to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 No, there should be real consequences for doing bad film. You could have a three-strikes-and-yer-out for director/producers/whoevers responsible DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phosphor Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Bad film is when it loses money, or doesn't make very much. As long as people go see dren like Alone In The Dark, House Of The Dead and such, Uwe and others like him will keep making the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenKnight Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Please enlighten me someone. Who is Uwe Boll, and what terrible films has he ... committed so far? I cannot remember having ever heard his name ... It sounds German ... that's a bad sign. Most Germans make very bad films ... that's a general rule ... So who is Uwe Boll? I'd like to know this before I sign anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 House of the Dead Alone in the dark Blackwoods This guy is also pushing Bloodrayne, Farcry, and Hunter: The reckoning to film. Bloodrayne is in post production now. official crap website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Nooo, not Far Cry, the only FPS that is better than Half-Life 2 (in some ways)! Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 he also has the film rights to Dungeon seige. He is single handedly killing any chance of videogame to film adaptations ever being taken seriously. Fantasy is serious business now, thanks to Lord of the Rings Comic Book movies are serious business now, thanks to X-men and Spiderman Uwe Boll makes Videogame movies a complete joke. His movies make the Super Mario Movie and Street Fighter: The Movie look like cinematic masterpieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Wasn't Uwe Boll the guy supposed to be the director of a Dungeon Siege movie? I heard last year some rumours about that, and how much his work sucks. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakron Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Nooo, not Far Cry, the only FPS that is better than Half-Life 2 (in some ways)! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He cannot ruin Far Cry ... how can anyone do worst that Far Cry intro movie, come up with a more clish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Uwe Boll could. The guy is delusional and un-balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Never heard of him. Then I checked the petition and by the look of it and the 25 signitures not many other people have either.. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 There's a discussion on this very topic over HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakron Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 There's a discussion on this very topic over HERE <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh dear god ... Now I want him to do a Halo movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Never heard of him. Then I checked the petition and by the look of it and the 25 signitures not many other people have either.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ignorance won't save you from him though...only through education can we stop his spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 The worst thing about him is that he doesn't take responsibility for his movies being bad. For house of the dead he was like "Well the writers didn't do a very good job, the game wasn't very good, and the actors sucked." Then he blames the internet for no one going to see the movies. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakron Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649 Here is more about one of the Alone in the Dark scripts and how he worked with that scrip writers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 It sounds German ... that's a bad sign. Most Germans make very bad films ... that's a general rule ... Roland Emerich, Uwe Boll, Wolfgang Petersen, they must be doing something wrong in Germany “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TentamusDarkblade Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2005/...ame_movies.html http://www.absolutenow.com/ http://www.well-meaning.net/index.php?itemid=188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 The worst thing about him is that he doesn't take responsibility for his movies being bad. For house of the dead he was like "Well the writers didn't do a very good job, the game wasn't very good, and the actors sucked." Then he blames the internet for no one going to see the movies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He sounds like the movie version of Trioka I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Hmm, I dont really think Bloodrayne is the cute highschool girl type. But Im shure its the casting agents fault " DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Arnold said she'd be back. Too bad its in a ****ty movie. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 They just should never make video games out of movies, unless its really good like Mortal Kombat 18 People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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