thedumbum Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Funniest moment... hmmm.... I guess when I realized I wasted $50 on the game. To save sanity, I just started laughing. But at least the Republic Commando demo is incredibly fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i agree with you it was fun i am going to pick it up the day it releases march 1st i believe.. its going to be kickass on xbox live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar_Kun Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I liked when Mandalore told the Mandalorian soldier "And don't kill yourself until I tell you to" over the comlink. It was the part when you were setting up the explosive charges on the Ravager, and the Mando soldier gets attacked and wounded and wants to commit suicide, or something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was one of mine as well. I also liked the part on Nar Shaadaa when you give that guy some credits and someone comes along and punches him in the gut and takes his money. Priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 My funniest moment? Well there was this time when both me as a guardian/jedi master and I used force jump, and the Handmaiden who was a guardian as well, used force jump too. Man the game totally froze up, the wackiness. You can't write humor like that People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleni Vedras Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 PC to Twi'lek bounty hunter in the crystal cave: "I want to hold your gland." And his response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankychan Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 Holy crap, I forgot about this thread! I've been trying to get HK's definition of love but can't seem to get that mutha out of him. Do I have to woo one of them? Like, "wanna jump in their pants" woo? My guy is more like a ruthless, no-love-for-me, kind of guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Gizka Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 turning on all those protocol droids on dantooine in meet and greet mode... (w00t) " following them around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakins revenge Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 the twi lek who just got his lekku waxed in the iziz cantina LOL.....and the visas marr thing......lol the mandalorian scream....plus killing any person i possibly could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envida Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 turning on all those protocol droids on dantooine in meet and greet mode... (w00t) " following them around... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did that but never followed them around did they do something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 turning on all those protocol droids on dantooine in meet and greet mode... (w00t) " following them around... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did that but never followed them around did they do something? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let's just say that pompous fool Gerevick was met and greeted. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthReliguim Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 In th kinrath cave:" I want to hold your gland" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 In th kinrath cave:" I want to hold your gland" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) That was a gem! ♫ OH YEAH, I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWASI Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 The conversation with the HK unit on Peragus. It killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 The conversation with the HK unit on Peragus. It killed me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The best part was the way he said "but against my calculations". Funny Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cewekeds Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Corta corta are you dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Theorist Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I thought most of the sayings in the onderan cantina were great! The waxed lekku were the best though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I'm gonna pull a K1 Quote out here because I thought it was freakin' hilarious. This is on Tatooine when are speaking to one of the Jawas and he says something about "Ghosts in the Desert". HK-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_the_kitty_hunter Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The line where HK makes fun of Carth (someone posted it) and makes fun of Bastila if Revan is male and evil, I think. Something like: "Oh master, I hate and despise everything you do. But I love you so much, so lets lock our pus-filled lips together and share our saliva." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerslave Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 On one of the NPC interaction cutscenes inside the Ebon Hawk. G0-T0 approaches HK-47, and HK replies "what do you want, fat one?" ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freedom_fries Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Exile: "Have I proven myself yet?" Mandalore: "So far you haven't done anything." I don't know, just the way he said it made me laugh. Also this one, it was something like Bith: "You're threatening me? I didn't get this far in business without learning how to handle myself." Exile: "Well trust me, you won't be getting much farther. Goodbye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondo Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 When that little munchkin alien pazaak champion walks into the bar and the twilek player goes "ohh hes so handsome, I could play with him all day" How excited Mandalore is to blow up Nihilius ship "I've waited 10 years for this" Saving the handmaiden from Atris one of the lines is "I'm here for my lightsaber Atris!" What if I wanted to kill the other bounty hunters but still have the Twi'leks chase me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Brooks Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Outside the cave on Korriban if you bring along Visas and Atton: Atton: Gah, what's that stench? Visas: Listen, the wind from the cave tells of a great power within... recently awakened. Atton: Yes, a great powerful stench. Most of the humor is in the deliver. I suggest that anyone with a save close to that point should bring those two along just for that dialog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgaroctonus Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The best is when you first meet Mandalore and you try to go up to his room. He catches you every time unless you are stealthed. "I thought the bathroom was up there." "One would have to be very sneaky to get past you." "How can you even see with that helmet on!" assorted funny lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The best is when you first meet Mandalore and you try to go up to his room. He catches you every time unless you are stealthed. "I thought the bathroom was up there." "One would have to be very sneaky to get past you." "How can you even see with that helmet on!" assorted funny lines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You tried to break into Candy's room?! Shame on you. Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The conversation with the HK unit on Peragus. It killed me. HK: "But you were drugged into the cargo hold" Exile: "*Drugged*? HK: "I meant dragged, hmmm, my vocabulary doesn't seem to be working" HK: "It was unfortunate you were in the cargo hold and incapable of doing anything because of an enormous amount of Juma Juice" HK: "Too bad the com broke down and we couldn't hear the statisfaction of hearing them dying" Exile: "Statisfaction?" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt7895 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I'll play this safe and treat this as spoiler material. Onboard The Ravager after you kill Nihilus, when Visas goes up to take off his mask: Mandalore: What the hell are you doing up there? We need to get off this ship! . Had to pause the game for a few minutes because I lost it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont get how that is meant to be funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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