DarthShad Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 What do you expect Drakon? You are assuming that everybody in these boards knows who or what a Darth Helmet is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NInjaPirate Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 They should. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcleaver Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Space Balls. It's a movie, parody of star wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dereth Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 It should be a requirement to be on this board... Enlighten yourselves ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 [Politeness] Regardless of Drakron's mistake, how does his post merit a when you don't know what the bloody hell you're talking about, DarthShad?[/Politeness] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Skin Mask Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 "I knew it I'm surrounded by ****!" :D Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 "I knew it I'm surrounded by ****!" :D Cheers! INT. SELF-DESTRUCT ROOM - SPACE LONE STARR walks in. He notices green bars guarding the self- destruct button. SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD Is that you Mila? LONE STARR reacts. He points the Schwartz ring at a can of Spaceballs-the Shaving Cream. It starts to move towards him. The SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD reacts. He turns around to LONE STARR who catches the can. SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD Who are you? What are you doing with that? LONE STARR This. LONE STARR sprays shaving cream in the eyes of the SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD. The SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD screams and opens his mouth. LONE STARR sprays the cream down his mouth. The SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD falls down unconscious. LONE STARR Sweat dreams. LONE STARR takes the card off the SELF-DESTRUCT GUARD'S belt. He inserts it into a panel and moves a switch to pull up the green bars. The green bars disappear. LONE STARR walks up to the self-destruct button. It says, "DO NOT PUSH UNLESS YOU REALLY, REALLY, MEAN IT." LONE STARR begins to press the button. HELMET (mask down) Not so fast, Lone Starr. (walks in) LONE STARR Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (thinks about what he said) Yeah. HELMET Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. LONE STARR What? HELMET I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate. LONE STARR What's that make us? HELMET Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die. HELMET puts his Schwartz ring on. He puts his hands next to his crouch. A green light beam similar to a light saber. LONE STARR does the same. HELMET You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Both look at their beams. HELMET Now let's see how well you handle it. HELMET walks over to LONE STARR and starts to fight with him. They swipe at each other with their beams. HELMET pulls back a little too far and knocks off the sound manager from the stage crew. He screams and falls off a ledge. LONE STARR and HELMET stop fighting. HELMET Ummm, he did it. LONE STARR What? LONE STARR swipes at HELMET. HELMET blocks it. They start fighting again. They swipe at each other until their beams become twisted. HELMET s***. I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted. Okay, maybe if my put leg up on yours we can split apart. HELMET puts his foot on LONE STARR'S leg. HELMET Good, yeah. On three; one, two, three, go. HELMET and LONE STARR pull away from each other. Their beams disappear. HELMET looks up and recreates his beam. He points it at LONE STARR. LONE STARR does the same and points his at HELMET. They move in closer. Their beams touch ends. They are trying to cause the other to lose their beam. HELMET loses his beam. LONE STARR swipes at HELMET'S helmet. It doesn't make a mark. He tries again, same. He tries again, same. HELMET lifts his mask up and laughs at him. LONE STARR'S beam disappears. He punches HELMET'S face. HELMET'S mask falls down. He recreates his beam and charges at LONE STARR. LONE STARR holds him back with his hand. HELMET swipes at him several times. LONE STARR lets go of HELMET. HELMET runs into a locker with his helmet. HELMET So, Lone Starr, Yogurt has taught you well. If there is one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must than I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there. (offers to shake his hand) LONE STARR goes to shake his hand. HELMET takes the ring off LONE STARR'S hand. HELMET The ring. I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book. What a goof. What's with you man? Come on. You know what? No, here let me give it back to you. (offers the ring back) LONE STARR goes up to get the ring back. HELMET throws it in a grate. The ring goes in the grate. LONE STARR tries to catch it and falls to the grate. HELMET Oh, look. You fell for that, too. I can't believe it man. LONE STARR gets up and runs to a corner. HELMET So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. HELMET fires a green beam at LONE STARR. LONE STARR dodges. HELMET tries again. LONE STARR dodges. HELMET tries again. LONE STARR dodges. LONE STARR backs into another corner. HELMET Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wide World of Sports. YOGURT'S VOICE Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr. Use the Schwartz. LONE STARR I can't. I lost the ring. YOGURT'S VOICE(O.S.) Forget the ring. The ring is pumpkin. I found it in a Cracker Jack box. The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr. It's in you. LONE STARR All right. I'll try. HELMET Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago. LONE STARR points his fist at a mirror on a shelf. It starts to move towards him. HELMET fires another green beam at his crouch. LONE STARR catches the mirror, and cover his crouch. The beam reflects off the mirror to HELMET. It hits HELMET'S crouch. HELMET falls back into the self-destruct button and activates it. SHIP'S VOICE Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in three minutes. LONE STARR runs out of the room. I love that movie. The entire transcript can be found HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDoe Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I need to get the DVD of that. One of my favorite movies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthShad Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Space Balls. It's a movie, parody of star wars. Thanks for the explanation nightcleaver. And Old Skool Wheelman, there's no need to be hostile. A simple explanation would've been sufficient (just like nightcleaver did). Besides, I'm sure that Drakon can defend himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 No hostilities intended, but your first post emitted an air of impertinence...as mine did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kdy-worker 1138 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Aye spaceballs is a fine parody of star wars..only second to the phantom menace.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Skin Mask Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Aye spaceballs is a fine parody of star wars..only second to the phantom menace.. LMFAO :D :D :D That was a good one! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Masterpiece! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDOWMAKER Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 that was nice BTW hi im new. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripleRRR Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Welcome, could you please take that huge image out of your signature? It is a little too big. TripleRRR Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDOWMAKER Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 i thought it was. but i sed why not try and see if noboddy says anything i dont ahve annywhere to uplode it and resize it darn i like that picture. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prsrulez Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I am missing John Candy! great actor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniggy Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 canadian bacon, mon! It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Good movie, good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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