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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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8 hours ago, Raithe said:

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"And it was shut down by the Bureau of Fish and Wildlife during dessert." ๐Ÿ˜†

โ€œHe who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.โ€ - Albert Einstein

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

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Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

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Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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...and *that* is why projects always overrun their budgets ๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€œHe who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.โ€ - Albert Einstein

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True, if you have some 'creative' artists pursuing something new all the time, creating mutable elements and spaghetti code. And they never document what they are actually doing because 'the code is the documentation'ย 

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39 minutes ago, Darkpriest said:

True, if you have some 'creative' artists pursuing something new all the time, creating mutable elements and spaghetti code. And they never document what they are actually doing because 'the code is the documentation'ย 

The math was funny though... as a rule of thumb (in my particular line of business), very, very rough numbers that never applies exactly to a project, so take with a tonne of salt, it's more like 50% analysis & design, 30% coding and 20% debugging and rework. The rest... the client can get billed through support.

โ€œHe who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.โ€ - Albert Einstein

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6 hours ago, Darkpriest said:

ย And they never document what they are actually doing because 'the code is the documentation'ย 

You expect these STEM Lords to bother writing for other humans ? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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