roshan Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always and whom you like to be with when you are alone And the most important one.... 5. It's very, very important that these women dont meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loriahnell Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiquag Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always and whom you like to be with when you are alone And the most important one.... 5. It's very, very important that these women dont meet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Man I love women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 i got something form a song. if you want all the needs, get a ugly women cause something solemthing u said. that song was stupid anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Teatime Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 "I need an open minded whore" is a nice song lyric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you'd better make an ugly woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." I think those are the lyrics. How about this idea, marry someone you love. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 I once dated the near-perfect woman. She was both my princess and my whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phosphor Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 How about this idea, marry someone you love. I think that notion might be a bit beyond some people here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antagonist Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 The secret to a perfect relationshio is... Learn to ingnore each other. Really, this has worked for me for years. If you are 'aware' of your partner all the time you start really getting on your nerves, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 1 Shut up 2 Listen 3 Do what you say 4 Say how you feel 5 Sex Has worked for me so far... Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 1. Beer 2. Pizza 3. More beer 4. A sister 5. A girl roommate Has only worked 5 times so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Teatime Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you've already told her twice. I apologise in advance but I'm feeling in a controversial mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 I once dated the near-perfect woman. She was both my princess and my whore. What is that supposed to mean? "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synaesthesia Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 This is one of the most depressing threads I've ever read. Oh, the first post was amusing, but it went down hill at an incredible rate of knots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 I once dated the near-perfect woman. She was both my princess and my whore. What is that supposed to mean? That means that she was elegant, beautiful, intelligent and charming. We had a great time going out to a variety of places. Publicly, she was on a pedestal and was my Princess. The second we got home, the clothes were ripped off and like a true lady she took her dignity off with the clothes. Sexual deviance was an understatement. It's rare to find a woman so refined, with such elegant beauty who is into really kinky sex. She was also filthy rich to boot. If she was a little less screwy in the head, she would have been the perfect woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Sounds that she was more of a **** when you describe her like this... But since she had all these qualities, I still wonder why you let her go... I would have asked her for mariage if I were you: it's difficult to find women that are near-perfection (mmm, on second thinking, kinky girls are not my type )... By the way, what do you mean "screwy in the head"? I don't understand that expression... Hey, I have an idea! Do you still have her address? I am willing to give it a shot! :D "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazikatt Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 You guys are funny. I would say: 1) love 2) communication 3) compromise 4) understanding 5) the ability to be yourselves around eachother! :D My baby girl arrived 6/16/06! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Sounds that she was more of a **** when you describe her like this... But since she had all these qualities, I still wonder why you let her go... I would have asked her for mariage if I were you: it's difficult to find women that are near-perfection (mmm, on second thinking, kinky girls are not my type )... By the way, what do you mean "screwy in the head"? I don't understand that expression... Hey, I have an idea! Do you still have her address? I am willing to give it a shot! :D She liked sex. And we had a great sex life. That doesn't make her a ****. She loved sex with me and was quite faithful though she did often offer to have threesomes. I never got to take her up on said offer however. And for the record, she asked me to marry her. I said no, and that was that. She never spoke to me again. Last I heard she graduated from UCSC and moved out to Virginia. She's got some high-paying job in DC. We have mutual friends still, but like I said, she never spoke to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 You guys are funny. I would say: 1) love 2) communication 3) compromise 4) understanding 5) the ability to be yourselves around eachother! :D My five would be similiar. 1. Consideration People often exist in relationships that are in many ways self-serving. However, if you really care about someone, then you actively think about them and demonstrate your consideration for them. 2. Compassion Your heart is a muscle. Flex it. 3. Trust Relationships are about accepting each other for who you are. If you're not honest and yourself, how can they ever know you let alone accept you? Reciprocally, you need to trust someone completely. 4. Forgiveness If you can't forgive someone, then you can't trust them. It bothers me when people promise "never to ever-ever hurt one another". s*** happens. We're human. Write off mistakes and move forward. 5. Compromise Meet someone half-way. She may like watching soap operas. You find them stupid. You like to watch football. She finds that stupid. Don't criticize each other. You don't have to see eye-to-eye. You just have to accept each other and find a middle ground to meet it. Watch a chick flick with her. And ask her to watch your movie with you another night. D and I used to "trade" movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 she did often offer to have threesomes. I never got to take her up on said offer however. Is she crazy or what? I would have dumped her for even daring to make such a proposal... geez... You still haven't explained what "screwed in the head" means... "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 D was one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on. Even in SoCal, the land of beautiful women, she was the one everyone stared at. She was rich, intelligent, funny, and crazy about me. She was also a great roleplayer, and a gamer-geek chick. What was not to love? She also once attacked me with a corkscrew because she wanted to know what it would look like "in" me. She was convinced she had this stalker who called her anytime I left the house to go to work. She was scared to death. She showed me notes (not in her handwriting) threatening her. I called the police and the phone company. There were no phone calls. Said stalker supposedly followed her around the state and the country for nearly 10 years. D once drove her car into a wall to see what it would be like. She was also 100% dependent on me emotionally. She isolated herself from her family which meant the world to her. She transferred schools, and focused her entire life on me. I was very fortunate to have such a wonderful woman crazy about me, but it took on an unhealthy level. I loved her, and under certain circumstances would have gladly married her. She wasn't healthy, and the relationship wasn't healthy. I told her that I couldn't marry her until a few things changed. She moved out, and never spoke to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Sad Tale.... Write a book about it... "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramza Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 She also once attacked me with a corkscrew because she wanted to know what it would look like "in" me. !!!!! (even it is NOT funny) "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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